They need the belt to hold up their self esteem and egos :/

im gonna start answering my parents how donald trump answers questions

how does he answer questions?

well theres a lot of ways he answers and a lot of question that need to be answered and one of my close friends asks me, a good friend, he says, and I tell ya hes a good, close friend, he says are we gonna answer some questions and you see this guy and this guys got some real questions to answer *wave hand*, we’ve got a lot of real, important…. goood questions to answer

oh no my weed bag caught fire and the smoke went into the vents and spread thru the house and now my whole thanksgiving family is stoned and its epic

you have to steal that

Perfect magnets

Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them “and how do the magnetic fields play into this?” and they will invariably say “fuck you I don’t know” because no one understands magnetic fields they are black magic.

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