“Why are you staring at me?”
“It’s like you escaped from a Hallmark card or something.”
“I’ve never heard this song before! What the hell is it?”
“Have you any last words before I dispatch you?”
“Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.”
“Would you like me to call someone for you?”
“Oh my, this is a twist in our story! It’s the brave little princess coming to the rescue.”
“You know that you will live happily ever after.”
“Let me guess. You’re looking for a beautiful girl, too?”
“Is that the only word you know? “No?”
“No. Spiteful, vindictive, *very large*, but never crazy.”
“You’ve met your match, you foul bellowing beast!”
“You want a show? I’ll give you a show.”
“You have no idea who you’re dealing with.”
“I seek a beautiful girl. My life partner, my one coquette, the answer to my love’s duet.”
“You know most normal people get to know each other before they get married. They date.”
“Forget about happily ever after, it doesn’t exist.”
“Silence! You lying, murderous wretch!”
“Don’t you think that’s a bit melodramatic, dear?”
“Is this a habit of yours? Falling off of stuff?”
“We shall be married in the morning!”
“You’re gonna marry somebody after a day?”
“How about this, and they all lived happily ever after? Well, at least I did.”
“I’m surprised. You said you couldn’t dance.”
“Look around you. This is where the path of hatred has brought us.”
“It would’ve been better if we never met. None of this would’ve happened.”
“I’d rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you.”
“Is this bottomless pit a friend of yours?”
“Well, I’ll just have to take it by force then, won’t I?”
“You see what I mean? Once two sides wanna fight, nothing can stop them.”
“Look, we don’t have to fight them.”
“I’ve never been a popular man.”
“I lied for you once. Don’t ask me to do it again.”
“You must choose your own path.”
“Close your eyes. Now forget what you see.”
“Shall I - ahem - leave you and the blackboard alone for a moment?”
“It can’t get any worse, can it?”
“Do not let them see you and do not seek them out.”
“Why are you threatened by anyone different from you?”
“There are no trails through a woman’s heart.”
“Okay. It’s all fun and games till someone loses an eye.”
“Hey, look, I made a bridge. It only took me like, what? Ten seconds? Eleven, tops.”
“You ask too many questions! Who are you? Who sent you? Speak up!”
“Trust me on this one. You don’t wanna know.”
“Hey, I had nothing to do with it.”
“Well, as far as me goes, I just like to blow things up.”
“I thought you said this thing could cut through a femur in twenty-eight seconds!”
“You didn’t just drink that, did you?”
“Of course, it’s been my experience, when you hit bottom, the only place left to go is up.”
“Get back! I’ve got soap, and I’m not afraid to use it.”
“I didn’t say it was the smart thing, but it is the right thing.”
“'Bout time someone hit him. I’m just sorry it wasn’t me.”
“I could unblock that if I had, like, two-hundred of these. Problem is, I only have, like, ten, plus three of my own, a couple of cherry bombs, road flare…”
“Now, let’s go over it again, just so we got it straight: you didn’t find anything.”
“Yeah, I really wish I had a better idea than this.”
“I thought you said he only had guns!”
“You said we were in this together!”
“I consider myself an even tempered man. It takes a lot to get under my skin, but congratulations, you just won the solid-gold kewpie doll.”
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