local Stargazer

Omg thank you I love it so much ❤️❤️

sometimes u just gotta do things because 12 y/o you would think you’re literally the coolest for doing those things

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

hot person in the grocery store i’m sorry that i must bid you farewell but i’ve fulfilled my journey’s purpose in buying three bags of sweet kale salad i got what i came for and soon so shall you. now go on get. don’t make this more difficult. why can’t i quit you. i’m sorry it’s not our time yet but it will be. someday. we were built from the same star you know

@Drake where are you, I need you

you wear an ancestor’s face. you look like a woman you’ll never meet. in that mirror, there’s thousands of you. and in the bath, when you look down, she looks back, shaking and deforming in the ripples as she lies beneath the surface.

Age don’t make you grown. Your mindset & the way you move does.

me at the club

russian kinder surprise

That looks like it’s made of coal.

It tasted like coal

you ate a vase

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

how the fuck do you look at a vase or table ornament and think “this is chocolate I will bite it” 

Source, for those interested!

sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all

yes exactly

y'all have issues