the west wing, pilot, sentence starter meme.
Well, you could call 1-800-BITE-ME.
Okay. You're lying now, aren't you?
I want to thank you for the casual way that you did that just now.
Let me tell you something. The water pressure in here is really impressive.
You're kidding me. It's five thirty in the morning.
I know this doesn't look good.
You know what? I really like you. And if you give me your number, I'd like to call you.
Please call the editor of the New York Times crossword and tell him that 'Khaddafi' is spelled with an h, and two d's, and isn't a seven letter word for anything.
Is this for real? Or is this just funny?
What do you want from me?
[name], while riding a bicycle on his vacation in Jackson Hole, came to a sudden arboreal stop.
Oh, for God's sake. Forget about the journey. Okay? The voyage is not our problem.
Not to mention the fact that it's wrong.
And when was the last time you brought me a cup of coffee? It was never. You've never brought me a cup of coffee.
Well, if you're going to make a big deal out of it...
I'm going to make a suggestion, which might help you out. But I don't want this gesture to be mistaken for an indication that I like you.
You jerk me around on this, and I'm going to get cranky right in your face.
So, I think it's time to play 'What have you done for me lately.'
It was a simple metaphor.
Economists were put on this planet to make astrologers look good.
What's my name? My name doesn't matter.
I'm just an ordinary citizen who relies on the Times crossword for stimulation.
Every group has plenty of demons.
Yeah, I'm sorry. I should've told you. I wanted you to like me.
All the girls think you look really hot in this shirt.
Okay. I just want to thank you for all of your help.I should've put two and two together.
And I'm not inclined at this moment to make your life easier.
Well, this is bad on so many levels.
They want you to say something arrogant.
Okay, can I just say that, as it turned out, I was the calmest person in the room?
I thought you were going to take a swing at her there.
I'll be puttin' an end to that.