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Supernatural is so great cause it dares to answer the age old question, which is “what if the x files and buffy the vampire slayer were made into one show that was worse and centered men?” And they made it gay on accident.

nothing will make you think "i have got to get weirder" more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you're like a normie to them

"sicko feedback loop" is a warrior's bond stronger and more meaningful than marriage

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

i think the reason so many people in other fandoms will say stuff like “___ is the new november 5th” is that they make the mistake of believing that november 5th was a single day of fandom chaos when in actuality november 5th was a years-long manic state of collectively experienced hysteria that included a vast web of intersecting episodes, scenes, translations of episodes, script drops, actors/writers/translators/etc, multiple fan weddings, anniversaries, cons clips, tweets, articles, a 12 year long history of theories and lore, a boom in fan content so large it broke AO3 records, and countless other things from days of the week to jewelry. nothing has ever or will ever come close to being november 5th.

the little coffee you get while out doing errands should be free for girls

dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

You’re the town’s superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town’s supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn’t anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor.

finally, a realistic sibling relationship in the media

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

just here to say i started using this joke on middle schoolers and it completely disarms them in every situation thanks so much

touching grass is not enough i need to see the night sky as it looked to an ancient greek

Im too young to be turning the age im turning this year

very fond of what butches have done with gender