Mistress of Ancient Magic

A little about me, ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ I'm a fifth year, Ravenclaw,ִֶָ🪽་༘ just starting Hogwarts school of Witchcraft⟡ & Wizardry.⟡ Former muggle!!

Just a (rp) blog about my time at Hogwarts and my new magical world.𐙚⋆°｡⋆♡

(¬`‸´¬) Due to the Statue of Secrecy any tattletales I'll know you broke the law and came on here!!! I'll take you down like I did that poachers camp. DNI Ashwinders, Hogwarts Teachers (and you Professor Black!) and that Goblin who sent a Dragon after me!!!

( ˶˘ ³˘)♡ Other Witches and Wizards please interact!!! Muggles too! Asks and Anons are open!!

Which one of you Mother truckers snitched on me to THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC? W h a t?!? I'm coming for you buddy and I'm bewitching your shoes. I'm gonna turn your favorite Band T's into frogs. W H E R E A R E Y O U!!!!(⊙ _ ⊙ )

It's all dark romance, sweeping castles, obsessive-possessive-passion and the air of mystery until you actually meet a real Dark Witch or Wizard.

Then you see it for what it is. A condemned ruin, overrun by Doxies and a homeless gang. All of which have bad social skills. And the air of mystery is why you thought hanging out with Sebastian Sallow would be fun.(„• ֊ •„)

All cops are bad. Especially this Bish

There is something odd when bragging about being a Pure Blood. Like congratulations, I guess. Your parents had sex.˙𐃷˙

(sorry Ignatia Wildsmith, I'll take the long way.(｡•́︿•̀｡)

Guys, GUYS! WAIT! I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SAFE SPACE!!!

If there is space for a troll size suit of armor then I think we will be fine.

There's a Chinese riddle for you, Rookwood.

I've lied to Deek about the names of all the Puffskein's. No I did not in fact name them after the Founders of both Hogwarts and Ilvermorny. I would have gotten away with it too only they didn't roll towards any of the "Rowena," "Godric," or "James," But fully embraced "Pinkie," "Stinky," "Fartie," "Fattie," and "The Square,"

I have failed them as a mother.

Everyone says ink and quill✧˚ ⋆｡˚ are nonsense and useless compared to the power of non magic's ballpoint pen.✎ᝰ.

However all arguments become invalid compared to the true issue of why there is only one bathroom on each massive labyrinthian floor.

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Among that very pressing question is why is that lone one, (which I needed badly)(╥﹏╥) out of order? Hmm?

Is Hogwarts on a magic budget. Is this a one wand school, Headmaster Black? Are we waiting till next paycheck for you to buy a wand?(˶˃𐃷˂˶) Do you need me to battle the minotaur to fix it?