april o'neil.

i don’t have time to make pride icons, but april’s pan thanks bye.

secondtimcaround: stan revels in helping her with her problems because he thought he missed out on april's awkward years secondtimcaround: surprise bitch secondtimcaround: they're all awkward ersapines: he wants to know every single embarrassing thing that's happened to her secondtimcaround: she tried to tighten her own braces in seventh grade because she thought her orthodontist did a shoddy job and had to sit in the emergency room with half a mini screw driver hanging out of her mouth for three hours ersapines: PUMPKIN secondtimcaround: in eighth grade she was mixing buffer solutions because she was bored in class and six chapters ahead, and she burned a hole through the crotch of her pants ersapines: AJSKDF

if you ever feel bad about your love life just remember that in her first month of dating peter, april threw up on him enough to rack up a dry cleaning bill bigger than her monthly utilities