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now i know what you're thinking.. what in the kentucky fried fuck is this??? a warframe, duh

guapo is 1000% a joke frame with abilities that makes zero sense, but with the purpose of being a decoy/troll

1) bawk! - flap your arms and run away. your lost feathers will provide cover. hold to turn yourself into a bomb (at the expense of your health) and explode once you touch an enemy

2) angry bird - charge at enemies with your talons beared to rip them to shreds. gives invincibility for as long as its active (30sec). can oneshot enemies and even small bosses

3) guess what? - no seriously, where did all these extra chickens come from?! summons chickens to your aid that will attack enemies all around. applies legit slash and bleed damage

4) chicken dance - no, im not joking. do the chicken dance and all enemies will watch and be stunned because wtf. if octavia or zephyr are in range, they'll join in. it restores health. use with his 3 for maximum chaos

passive - ocassionally lays an egg that will sprout legs and blow up when it runs at an enemy. if theres no enemies theyll just follow you until there is (and they make little noises)

he has a sawed off shotty called henrietta. i think he named it after his third wife

Everyone meet a new Archon boi.

Was just messing around with a certain someone and the thought of gay archons came soooo here's my boy.

Happy Pride Y'all!!!

I think it's time to show a little bit from our recent Flare photoshoot here because!!!

It really was a dream-come-true!!!

And I'm very normal about it!!!

And I have so many pictures to share!!!

RAAAAAH