ERR BETWEEN CAUTION AND FEAR

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

I just love all their reactions after that one photo

rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

This post radiates positive energy

so there's this sauce I really like to put on scrambled eggs but the guy on the bottle looks like he's about to call me a slur. hold on

Dude, that is literally my great grandfather Cecil... That photo is his wedding photo. The marinade has my great grandmother as well as the pasta sauce. My great uncle owns the company. Though I doubt he would call you a slur, if only because he doesn't know you.

can't decide if I'm more upset his name isn't Thomas or that this is the second time this whole accidentally-meeting-the-subject-of-my-post's-great-grandchild thing has happened to me on tumblr.hellsite

...oh

so i read books like a formula 1 car on cocaine because of my profound ignorance of how nerotypicals use communication. this part can be pretty hard to teal with sometimes.

im really about to act up.

Claudius to Hamlet, act i scene ii, Hamlet, by Shakespeare, 1609 AD

why are so many things 20-30 dollars. more things should cost $4