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tips for your first time

and the dusted characters are like “we’ve been hanging out and talking for years in the soul realm? bucky told us all stories of him and all the stupid shit steve did from the 40’s. everything steve. hope told us about each time scott got arrested for being a dumbass. peter told us about his crush on some girl named mj. loki told us about how he turned into a snake to stab thor. we all learnt how to speak groot. what were you guys up to?”

and the dusted characters are like “we’ve been hanging out and talking for years in the soul realm? bucky told us all stories of him and all the stupid shit steve did from the 40’s. everything steve. hope told us about each time scott got arrested for being a dumbass. peter told us about his crush on some girl named mj. loki told us about how he turned into a snake to stab thor. we all learnt how to speak groot. what were you guys up to?”

Official new “Avengers: Endgame” character poster for Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes

and the dusted characters are like “we’ve been hanging out and talking for years in the soul realm? bucky told us all stories of him and all the stupid shit steve did from the 40’s. everything steve. hope told us about each time scott got arrested for being a dumbass. peter told us about his crush on some girl named mj. loki told us about how he turned into a snake to stab thor. we all learnt how to speak groot. what were you guys up to?”

kiss the birthday boy 💋💋

(Ace Comic Con, 13/10/2018)

Steve Rogers in Avengers: Endgame (2019)

and sometimes, the best that we can do is to start over.