Sebastian Smythe

At least you're not afraid to admit that. And cute. What made you decide to get a dog?

I don’t know. Okay I guess.

You guess? One of you not being able to keep it up?

I can be innocent.

Yeah, that's probably true. Especially when it comes to you. So how are the lovebirds doing?

Oh Mildred, Darling. So rude to your amazing brother. Good to see you as well.

So let's post that in public where just about everyone can see it. What's little Nova look like? And why Nova?

What can I say? I’m not as innocent as I look.

You're a Smythe. You don't have an ounce of innocence in you.

One of your brothers could and might direct you to one of your brothers. I'm glad you're here Millie. Would you still kill me if I attempted to call you Mildred? 

Good, and stop telling Riley he needs less sex. All the sex is needed.

I'm sorry. It was more for my benefit. I think he's doing that morr than I am.

You should hang out with me and Riles soon.

I might catch some of the nerdiness that I don't show around people. But I'd enjoy that, sure.

It’s only Tuesday and I feel so behind in work. 

You might want to stop having so much sex and start doing work. And that's coming from me, Riles.

How has no one requested a Smythe, Clarington and Anderson orgy yet? Sebastian Smythe. Pleasure.

So I have a birthday.

Something like that, I guess.

That doesn't sound very convincing.

I missed you.

I wasn't aware I was gone. I've missed you as well, Alf.

So I have a birthday.

Well you seem like an asshole.

And you seem rather smart. 

Happy birthday. Congratulations. You're another year older. And another day closer to your death. Want an award or something? 

I don't think that is something anyone expects to be perfectly honest.