Just A Man And His Cat

It was funny the first time, Viv.

But the fifth time is just breaking and entering.

TWELVE TIMES IS TOO MANY.

MY NEIGHBOR WANTED TO PHONE THE POLICE.

It was possible for MC to end up with me during my season.

You want more Bas and Will 🥺 like for real??

I would love to give you more Bas and Will. Going on my to do list.

Marshall-

I’m fucking him for sure for sure

Imma be gay for that guy

I will destroy him and I feel sorry for him because I am not a bottom

Also gets no bitches because that’s *my* sweetheart

Sexiest Islander

Kinda guy you gotta beat down into submission

Andy-

Looks like the green kimono guy from Demon Slayer

Andy gets no bitches but he is a bitch

Uneven spray on tan (talking about the fucked up shadowing)

Honestly with that jawline and the the way his hair is he looks sexy but the way his hair falls that’s a toupee

Hamish-

OH GOD ITS KEN

Barbie lost him, we found him, send him back

Holy shit where do I begin

Talk about being a basic bottom bitch

Kind of guy you spit on his face and into big kinks

Wants to be crushed in bed

Face screams I’m powerful but I’m a bitch

Bets he’d lose to Andy in a fight

Francis-

He KnOwS wHaT ArTiSaNaL iS

Not getting laid at the club

Exit stage right pink panther

Kinda guy you’re hoping to see when you go for a tarot reading

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Marshall though? That’s a walking flag.