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sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run

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fundamentaly embarrassing to show reference pictures to the hairdresser. Like yeah. Hey. Here's a picture of a guy who looks cool. One day I would liketo look cool as well. Can you try to make me look cool. With these paltry ingredients Can you try your very best to alchemize a guy who looks cool right now. In 30 minutes, can you make me into a person. Hey, for twenty five dollars, can you fuck my shit up forever? Could you give me a haircut. Is that too much to ask. Could you cut my hairs
i love ppl who talk in the tags bc it satisfies my deep desire to know ppl’s opinions on everything without needing to have a conversation with them and ask. even better when it’s a side tangent that barely has anything to do with the post, or a personal anecdote, or a joke. tag talker mutuals you’re my favorite. tag talkers rise up
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DO MY MOOTS STILL REMEMBER MEEEE

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hey girl, u still alive?
first post in a year and 4 months (holy shittt), i am very much alive.. barely..
btw this was sent 2 months ago LOL. i hope u still remember me
Bloopers Pt. 1
Miscellaneous/Funny Submissions (Pt. 1)
This will be broken into a few different parts rather than having it all on one post under the cut.
Miscellaneous funny stuff:
Muppet treasure island being autocorrected to mullet treasure island.
Jesper Fahey being 69th on one of our lists.
A’s refusal to call Brandon Sanderson by name, instead getting gems like ‘bmcfuckface’ (It’s just cause we got a decent chunk of submissions from his works, no valid reason).
Funny Submissions:
About Asta Headstrom from The Reckless Kind: ‘please her and her swine son deserve a win’
About Alex Claremont-Diaz from Red, White & Royal Blue: ‘he deserves to win for “cornbread knows my sins” is nothing else’
About Sotoko Hojo from Higurashi When They Cry: ‘Pour one out for the problematic adhd lesbian. Probably could’ve solved a lot of problems via talking about her feelings much earlier.’
About Ty Blackthorn from The Shadowhunter Chronicles: ‘Sometimes instead of coping with your sister’s death you simply ask a cute guy to commit necromancy with you. And when it horribly backfires he flees the country and now you’re both pining’
About Tōgō Mimori from Yuuki Yunna is a Hero: ‘Are you a fan of magical girls? Of magical girls who would like to kiss other magical girls, perhaps? Well then. #togosweep’ Additionally ‘Also they made her fully regain use of her legs in season 2. Cowards.’
About Wu Zetian from Iron Widow: ‘She murders people for understandable reasons but has a lot of fun with it.’
About Wen Kexing from Faraway Wanderers: Part of the submission was just absolute contempt for Word of Honor, and that was one of the factors for why he’s counted as two different characters.
(Side note from G: I straight up didn’t realize for a hot second that one of the people submitted as being from Word of Honor was also technically the same character as the one from Faraway Wanderers even though they had the same name.)
Bloopers Pt. 1
Funny Submissions (Pt. 2)
About Link from Legend of Zelda: ‘and also he got his arm yoinked’
About Harrowhawk Nonagesimus from The Locked Tomb: ‘She spends the books of TLT series being super gay and repressed about her emotions for 1. Butch lesbian Jesus and 2. Human Barbie the death of God.’ Additionally ‘She’s scrungly. She puts bread in a drawer. She’s even autistic’
About Harrowhawk again: ‘so many women want her but she’s determined to be in love with the souls of the dead earth trapped in a 10ft Barbie doll istead. she’s a lesbian disaster and is trying to deal with both schizophrenia and over 200 actual ghosts haunting her.’
About Ballister Boldheart from Nimona: ‘Is a science nerd, built his own prosthetic arm with his non-dominant hand, accidentally adopted a trans chaos demon of a 1000yo being’
About Snake from Zero Escape: ‘He was declared gay via a poll on the creator’s Twitter page which is just iconic of him. First ever character to have his sexuality democratically elected’
About Luke Skywalker from Star Wars: ‘Chanel boots etc etc’
Also about Luke: ‘he was wearing the Chanel boots. he saved the universe with the power of love and kindness. just look at him’
About Viktor from Arcane: ‘Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just wanna go apeshit? Nice you scientist meets a hunky inventor and descends into mad science in pursuit of a way to help himself and others.’
Runaan from The Dragon Prince : ‘Also. He’s hot. So uhh, jot that down.’
Melanie King from The Magnus Archives: What’s funny here is two of the submissions were very short, and then the third one comes in with a full on essay about her.
Bloopers Pt. 1
Funny Submissions (Pt. 3)
About Schnn T’gai Spock from Star Trek : ‘I do not think I have to tell you why I think he qualifies as LGBTQ+’ Also ‘He started it all! Spirk was the birth of slash fiction and fandom itself. Autistic, dyslexic, gay--what can’t he do?’
About Seven of Nine from Star Trek Voyager: ‘She’s a space ranger who is a lesbian!! What more could you want?’
About Shiro from Voltron: ‘Listen it’s Voltron but it’s also true’
About Jesper Fahey from Six of Crows: ‘His boyfriend Wylan is already in the competition (don’t pit them against each other) (jk do it)
About Viktor from Arcane: ‘he has amazing cheekbones, just look at them, you could slice a brick with them’ Also: ‘he has the air of LGBTQness about him, you can smell it’
About Bucky Barnes from Marvel: ‘He’s Bucket Barnes’ (Side note: neither of the mods are sure if this is a mispelling, but it’s funny either way.)
About Val Palafox from Venom and Vow: ‘This is an act of blatant defiance against your wishes for less obscure media, and I do apologize, but I have no regrets here.’
About Baz Pitch from Carry On: ‘Wears the most over-the-top floral-patterned shirts and suits and rocks them.’
About Patricia Tannis from the Borderlands series: ‘We support womens wrongs’
About Coach Ben Scott from Yellowjackets: ‘Burn them gays’ (Side note: this was literally on both entries for him, which makes it even funnier)
About Sydney October Sargent from Camp Here and There: ‘He’s practically the living embodiment of “The horrors are endless, but I stay silly :3”’
About Sydney Sargent again: ‘hes so pretty but im too tired to leave an imagehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh’ (Side note: there were more h’s that have been omitted)
And that’s it for funny submissions! We’ll get funny texts up in a bit. After that we will do chaos matchups as well.
ONLY IN THEATERS?? IN NORTH AMERICA?? >:((
i just watched The Eras Tour trailer and i’m crying 😭 i can’t wait for october
i just watched The Eras Tour trailer and i’m crying 😭 i can’t wait for october

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HAPPY/MERRY BER MONTHS
byee see u guys soon
[ID: A page of a play. It reads as follows, "Theseus: Stop. Give me your hand. I am your friend. / Herakles: I fear to stain your clothes with blood. / Theseus: Stain them, I don't care." End text.]
Herakles - Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson)
call me the tumblr app the way i continue to get worse
call me the tumblr app the way i continue to get worse

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going to go on break (for real this time) soon. i'm still going to be active on discord so mutuals send me ur userss
the one time i was actually hyped for school and it got SUSPENDED