lock & key.

can you blame him? zak is a hottie. if that’s actually true, though, i’d be surprised. radiation didn’t shrink finley’s heart at all, i think there’s enough love in there to like, save the world or some shit.

evie seems like she knows what she’s doing-- not only for her partner, but for herself. take a page from her book, ladies. sometimes you gotta get things going when the men don’t know how.

honestly, my theory is that finley asked to get laid through the make-a-wish foundation and evie with her charitable ways conceded charitably. you know what would probably brighten his day further? make it a threesome. you're welcome, kiddos.

are you telling me finley actually has game? did levi set that up?? if there’s one thing i’ve heard that i’d bet my money on the fact that it’s rumor, it’s that. but hey, maybe poor baby finley is hung or something. but, more likely, evie has a soft spot for boys she could snap in half. 

they probably will. the codependent friends thing is so sweet, i can ignore the pathetic side. i heard tessa is throwing sweet dog mother ramsey a party. hope i’m invited...

sure i could. for kiley’s sake, i don’t know how i feel about it, though. levi looks great from the outside, but that’s thinly veiling a giant mess that i don’t think kiley wants to deal with. would she even like, be okay with his profession? and that’s just scraping the top, know what i mean? i wish i could say she’s smart enough to see past levi’s charm, but levi’s smart enough to put on a pretty damn convincing front. we’ll just have to see, won’t we?

this kid can't even make a romantic gesture to initiate a kiss with sam, let alone 'tap' him. could you imagine? all the nervous laughter and stuttering. it'd leave the poor kid absolutely limp with nerves.

peyton is so damn uptight i wouldn’t be surprised if she has quite a few kinks under her belt, and i also wouldn’t be surprised if she enlists in nolan and sam to help her out. everyone needs to be dominated sometimes, even queen bees.

there’s nothin’ gay about being good friends and totally fitting together in every possible way. just ask aislinn and corrine. though, honestly, i don’t even think they are as close as hazel and milo are becoming.

yeah, beards are cute. i have a feeling we’ll be seeing a lot of those.

i couldn’t exactly give a fuck, but it’s surprising, since i don’t see elijah as one to put up with her shit, and i don’t see winona as the nurturing type to put up with his baggage. still, it’s about time elijah got his dick wet, and maybe winona just needs to get laid a few times to relax. so, final opinion: sure, go for it, it’ll be a mess, but maybe some good can come out of it, hm?

don’t you think gideon is like, the human embodiment of ‘no homo’ though? but that would be pretty fuckin’ funny, i think. corrine’s mouth would clamp shut so hard she’d no longer have lips, and aislinn’s head would just explode, huh?

sounds like peyton’s left to fend for herself, huh? i’m all for it. as much as i love seaport’s rendition of mean girls, i’d love seeing them crumble way more.

i just answered that not too long ago, but im curious what y’all think. send in predictions and i’ll tell you my thoughts on them!! or just send in random couples for a laugh, whatever floats your boat.