wah

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

please stop this looks like a real tumblr ad

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

citizens I checked the weather app and apparently there's one more day before the storm

I can kill this feeling if I want to

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be a long haired man

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

that said, if you're filming a TV show turn the goddamn lights on what the hell is wrong with you