27 year old coming of age story

joining the war on “pretentiousness” on the side of the pretentious

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

its 2056. you wake up and your clothes jack you off. you go to take a shower (jacks you off) and insert a nutrition tablet in your mouth. it tastes like every dorito flavor at once. you go to your desk, it jacks you off. you lend your brain to main computation core of the Hegemony of Man, while it jacks you off. After 4 hours real time (it feels like you were being jacked off for a year) you go and plug in some entertainment. your brain is hooked up to the computer core, and it jacks you off. you get a notification in your field of vision. its a comm from your best friend, letting you know they are being jacked off. you hit like. its time for exercise, so walk towards the longevity pod where it exercise your body and jacks you off. your heart is full.

Your 20s are all about suffering and being tired.

mastering being detached from everything yet being connected to everything at the same time. this is the secret to life i think

every girl should be allowed to lie on the floor for 16 hours a day to cope with the agonies

okay now that i’ve calmed down what am i going to buy myself as a treat for enduring this suffering