HUMAN

There will be a time when space scenes in movies are shot in outer space.

Thousands of years from now, archeologists will dig up Disneyland and be very confused

Neurology is basically brain cells learning about brain cells so they can work on other brain cells.

Workaholics are just procrastinating procrastination

Music sounds a lot different when no one likes the music you put on.

Female, Fe Male, Iron Man

The old you is also the younger you.

When you first start driving you’re told to pretend everyone else on the road is an idiot. After a while you realise everyone else on the road really is an idiot

Children always wanna be older and adults always wanna be younger, and yet teens are the most depressed.