What do you do in Antarctica?
A popular question one receives when you tell them you took a trip to Antarctica:
What do you do in Antarctica?
The deeper, less wry, response is that we took excursion around icebergs and went on hikes with penguins. It took three days to pass through the rough waters of the Drake Passage to reach the tranquil waters surrounding the seventh continent. Once near land, our distinguished navigator, Captain Boris, navigated the vessel in to various bays and harbors where we could anchor the boat and take the zodiacs for a cruise.
Zodiacs are 12-person boats with steel bottoms and inflatable sides. Now, you may be thinking, you're trusting an inflatable raft to hold you afloat in freezing waters surrounded by ice chunks? Believe me, these zodiacs are sturdy little buggers. The biggest worry we had was staying warm.
Second most popular question:
Answer: surprisingly, not too cold! But we have the layers to thank for that. Here's the standard protocol for dressing in Antarctica:
Jeans (for me) or fleece sweats (for Jeannine)
Giant waterproof wellingtons (heavenly, and provided by Quark)
Lightweight jacket if really cold
Headband if extra warmth was needed
Sunglasses and sunscreen--sun reflecting off pristine snow is bright!
and, my very favorite, the florescent yellow parka (also provided by Quark).
Then of course we'd have a bag loaded with necessary camera equipment and last, but certainly not least, our handy, dandy, life jacket in case we fell overboard.
Getting dressed and undressed for excursions was quite a feat--and brought back memories of cheesy 80's aerobics exercise tapes with all the comical body motions required to wriggle into so many layers.
Once properly dressed, we'd waddle down to the deck where a staff member would ask our name to check us out. After the cruise, we'd give them our names again to be checked back in. This was reassuring. The system reduced the likelihood we'd be left on the edge of Antarctica.
Then we would step into a small bucket with a pink solution that removed any organic material on the bottom of our wellington to prevent us from accidentally polluting the continent. With our feet squeaky clean, we'd walk down the gangway where a crew member would take us by the arm and transfer us to the waiting zodiac driver. The instructions were to immediately sit down on the inflated side and slide down toward the end of the boat. Once everyone was safely in place, we'd wake up the engine and cruise.
Half the time, we'd stay in the boat and just cruise. The other half of the time we would head to land for a hike or close encounter with the penguins.
The boats move fast and can handle strong (30 mph one day) winds and small sheets of ice.
So what was cruising like?
To be honest, once out of eyesight of the ship, it almost felt fake. I frequently felt like I was in the scene from Titanic when the rescue boats are wading through the wreckage, weaving around ice chunks, looking for survivors. That sounds grim, but it's the best way to paint the picture. Imagine that scene but in a happy light. The landscape, reminded me a little bit of the snowcapped mountains of Colorado--if they were sitting on the ocean. The best part was the various sized icebergs of many colors, shapes and textures. Yes, not all icebergs look the same. The amount of oxygen in the snow, position in the water and way the wind blows makes them all very unique and very interesting. Oftentimes you'd see seabirds, or better yet, sea lions, resting on the bergs (Jeannine referred to the sea lions as lard rocks, which is, surprisingly, accurate).
We saw a few penguins on the icebergs but they were easier to spot on land hanging out in large quantities. Penguin watching was my favorite part. Penguin smelling, not so great. They aren't the cleanest animals but the scent isn't so bad that it ruins the experience. It would be hard to ruin the experience. Penguins are hysterical. While they are spectacularly graceful in the water, they are the complete opposite on land. I could watch them awkwardly waddle up and down hills all day. They little guys would be exponentially less awkward if they had kneecaps and knew what to do with their wings while waddling. But if that were the case they would be half as much fun to watch.
Unfortunately, we only had limited time with the fowl phenoms. After about an hour we were ushered back into the zodiacs where we reversed the process: slide to the end of the boat, grab the driver's hand and hoist onto the gangway, up the stairs, check in (whew, didn't get stranded), clean off our shoes in the pink solution and peel off 18 layers of warmth.
Then off to the dining hall for a warm hearty meal followed by a quick power nap (and power recharge of camera batteries) in preparation for the next grand excursion.
Certainly not a bad way to spend a weekday.