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Compromising photos of a Kenyan politician were leaked to the media. How will the Kenyan Election Committee respond?

Reporting live from the Infinite Jest Committee-- Oren Incandensa, a punter for the Phoenix Cardinals whose leg was injured in a recent game, was vacationing with his family in Mexico and was shot by regional police. The Mexican Police Chief defended the shooting, citing recently passed legislation that dictates any non-Mexican in a wheelchair can be shot. 

Syrian civilians have taken to the streets in panic. It is believed that United States forces have kidnapped the Syrian Vice President as well as a top military general, and the US. navel fleet is currently moving directly towards the Port of Tartus. The Syrian government is reeling. In retaliation, an elite squad of Syrian soldiers have breached Turkish sovereignty in a raid on SNC headquarters that resulted in the capture of the SNC president and a significant number of casualties-- including one representative from Al-Jazeera.  The Syrian nation is in crisis-- here at SCSY, we'll keep you updated with videos and news. Stay posted.

The Mexican Drug War has raged on for several years now, an ongoing conflict between rival drug cartels and Mexican governmental authorities. Bloody clashes between the cartels result in fatalities, casualties, and destruction of local infrastructure. The United Nations Security Council is discussing how the international community should respond to a particularly violent regional conflict (see video above).

At the end of the debate an extremist, frustrated with the Luanga's constant attempts to "negotiate", threatened the candidate and shot him in the knee.

Live from Syria-- a militant wing of the Muslim Brotherhood has tried to assassinate Bashir Assad, but only succeeded in killing a lookalike decoy. Keep following for live updates from SCSY 35!

We're live from North Korea-- where local news outlets are reporting on recent leaks regarding government development of nuclear weapons. Are you on the edge of your seat? We certainly are. The North Korea Committee has gathered to discuss these developments so as to respond swiftly and effectively. All this and more at SCSY 35. Want to know more about a specific committee? Let us know by tweeting at @yalescsy, writing on our Facebook, or commenting on Tumblr and we'll respond with updates.

BREAKING NEWS: The year is 2040, and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has just passed away unexpectedly. The North Korea Committee is currently in tense discussion regarding how to respond. All this-- and more-- is unfolding at SCSY 35. Keep following us on Tumblr to hear more updates.

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