I’ve come to joust for my husbands approval!!
PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM!!!!!
also hiiiiiiii, its nice to meet you welcome to my blog, i hope you enjoy it BEFORE I DESTROY YOU TO DEATH AT JOUSTING
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It’s nice to meet you too!! :D
NO!!!! ILL FIGHT TO THE LAST BREATH!!!!
IIIIINNNNNN THE LEFT CORNER WE HAVE MAX2, THE RP PARTNER AND POSSIBLE EX-SPOUSE
IIIIIINNNN THE RIGHT CORNER, WE HAVE RED, THE FELLOW OCEAN LOVER WHO ALSO HAS WEIRD DREAMS
THE RIDERS ARE MOUNTED,
FIGHT
@trixbug
KERPOW get knocked off of your horse loser
No!!!!
I climb back on my horse!! And strike you!!!!
AHHH
I have been stricken!
but before I fall to the floor I use the last of my magic to SWITCH OUR POSITIONS leaving ME on the horse and YOU falling to the floor!
You cheater!! I hurl my potion of harm II at you! And oh no! It’s in your eyes! I run after my horse and climb back up!
AGH NO MY EYES!!!
I use my Potion of instant healing II to heal the worst of the burns but in the chaos i had dropped my lance!
To make up for it I transform my arm into a great lance of ice and bone and begin my FINAL CHARGE!!!
Oh no! I grab my super ultra laser beam and point it at you! It’s rated at 10mW and burns your eyes!
OH NO
a poor kitty cat has seen your laser and is about to jump at it
if you use the laser itll get hit AND DIE
I quickly turn off the laser. I am no monster after all! I take my Lego Saturn V and hurl it at you, shattering over your head!
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I don’t have a rule for that one….




















