We're fated to pretend

did romney forget about our first amendment (aka the one about the separation between church and state)

It’s a little known fact that when an unmarried woman becomes pregnant, she’ll actually give birth to an infant AND an illegal firearm.

i cant handle romney because hes said in so many words that i am not human and i dont have the same rights as he does. i am a woman who wants to marry and love another woman in a consensual marriage but apparently that makes me unworthy of rights.  apparently i will get a job that makes it possible for me to come home and cook dinner wow thank you so much but where is my respect

MITT ROMNEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING EVERY GAY RIGHTS ADVOCACY GROUP IS GOING TO BE RUNNING WITH THIS FOR WEEKS HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPIN A QUESTION ABOUT ASSAULT WEAPONS INTO AN ATTACK ON GAY PARENTING

all alphabetically be had if ordered our sentences to what

And that’s why my five point plan is a five point plan with points. Five of them. My five point plan

a child with a INTTERNET FRIENDSHhip?? no…. not possiBle…. ……. firends can only be made WITH TOUCCHING… SEEEEING…. sensaually smelling…. internet FRIDND A LIE