Sup, Trash here

Gotta love when someone decides to comment that I sound aggressive and it gives me all those nice flashbacks of my sister calling me agro when I was having meltdowns

Right now me and my friends are supposed to be planning a heist to steal a broken artifact that can being people back from the dead but instead we're bickering over how to steal the mummified ball (like.... Person balls) necklace one of the party members carries around showing influential people to ask if they're magical.

I think I'm basically a big baby, like all of my issues are the same issues toddlers have I'm just bigger. I get upset when people get food and don't bring me any or when any of my basic needs aren't being met (including mental stimulation)

I made rosemary tea for the first time because I use rosemary a lot in my magic and now that I've drunk it my brain is going "wee wee wee", I rarely get excited but it's creating an excited feeling in my brain which is super weird

So I asked my pendulum some stuff about the party I was going to and it correctly guessed every person who was going/not going to the party and it told me I would gain something from going and I would be happy I went.... I got a fucking skull. It looks like it might be a boar skull

I just played an epic game of sea of thieves it was an absolute mess. My big teamed up with another brig and a sloop to take down a fort but secretly the sloop made a plan that they would take all of the loot and team up with a galleon and brig we all didn't know about, the galleon crew rowed over to the fort once we finished destroyed one of the brigs and stole my crews ship while we 'protected' the sloop thinking we'd get the loot we ended up trying to take our ship back but the crew got back to their original ship and set ours on fire. During the panic yet another brig came over (I'm assuming one of the original one left) and I joined their boat and ditched my crew in a burning boat, about half an hour later we come across my original crew completely sure by the galleon, brig and sloop, I jump ships and throw up the alliance flag and there is a confused cease fire then all of us climb into the original sloop that tricked us and we as a5 ship alliance hand in the fort of fortune loot together

Logically I know I shouldn't but my intuition is telling me to buy either an actual working furby or a horrific knockoff and start worshipping it as a deity. Why not just make everything in my life a shitpost?