* FORGOTTEN RELIC !

The salt…

✦ ┅ ❝  Well played, Uncle.Try T H I S !! ❞[ He has a gun !!A….CAKE BLASTER!Did he get ONE to make it just for this occasion…? Maybe.    PEW !Bye Scrooge. ]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONALD DUCK!!!

❝ Sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of something. ❞ ❝ What have you brought today? Tell me. ❞ ❝ We’re the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools. ❞ ❝ Whoever you are, you will be stopped. ❞ ❝ I went on a journey of self-discovery. Then I met you. ❞ ❝ I tried to start a revolution, but didn’t print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. ❞ ❝ Do you reckon you’d be interested? ❞ ❝ Destiny has dire plans for you, my friend. ❞ ❝ I have dire plans for destiny. ❞ ❝ Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days? ❞ ❝ I have to get off this planet! ❞ ❝ Hey, big guy. Sun’s getting real low. I don’t want to hurt you anymore. ❞ ❝ Perhaps we can come to an arrangement… ❞ ❝ Kneel, before your ( queen/king ). ❞ ❝ Darling, you have no idea what’s possible. ❞ ❝ I’ve got more muscle, so technically more brains! ❞ ❝ My destiny is to rule all others. ❞ ❝ I thought the world of you. I thought we were going to fight side-by-side forever. ❞ ❝ Let’s be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago. ❞ ❝ It’s probably for the best that we’ll never see each other again. ❞ ❝ We’re gonna get outta here. Wanna come? ❞ ❝ A creepy old man cut my hair off! ❞ ❝ Even with two eyes, you only see half of the picture. ❞ ❝ Where are the weapons? ❞ ❝ Better not touch anything. ❞ ❝ Your savior has arrived! ❞ ❝ Every great king had an executioner. ❞ ❝ The revolution has begun! ❞ ❝ I think you can handle things from here. ❞ ❝ So, he’s dead. I’d have liked to have seen that. ❞ ❝ How do I escape? ❞ ❝ I trust you, you betray me and round and round in circles we go. ❞ ❝ That’s smaller than I expected. ❞ ❝ But like a lot of things in life, it should all work out all right. ❞ ❝ I still hate it. It’s humiliating. ❞ ❝ Come on. You love it. ❞ ❝ Don’t you move. My hands aren’t as steady as they used to be. ❞ ❝ Piss off, ghost! ❞ ❝ With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn! ❞ ❝ I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago and he was totally ready to kill any of us. ❞ ❝ Slaves is such a harsh word, I prefer “prisoners with benefits.” ❞ ❝ I spare you. I spare you from life. ❞ ❝ It’s come to my attention that you don’t know who I am. ❞ ❝ Look at that. Remember this place… home. ❞ ❝ I’m not as strong as you. ❞ ❝ I can’t believe you’re alive! I saw you die. I mourned you. I cried for you. ❞ ❝ Everything was fine without you. ❞ ❝ Just for once in your life, don’t smash! ❞ ❝ I like women. Sometimes a little too much. ❞ ❝ I’ve spent years, in a haze, trying to forget. ❞ ❝ I don’t know your game, but you can not stop me! ❞ ❝ I understand why you’re angry. ❞ ❝ Go back to whatever chamber you crept out of, you evil demoness! ❞ ❝ I’m upset! I’m very upset. You know what I like about being upset? Blame. ❞

Indie & mutuals only MALE PROTAG from Pokemon Black. ( x. )