I want to read a story or watch a show.
I honestly donât care what type, fantasy, drama, sci-fi, adventure, Isekai, I donât care. It could be terrible, bland, boring, nonsensical, annoying, whatever.
I donât even care if it gets political af or religious af.
But, I want to see a book or a show, featuring a mute crow, that acts like a cat, is capable of dancing any kind (and yes, I will include pole dancing or lap dancing into that mix), incapable of simping but knows how to treat anyone like a normal living being. The only condition is for that mute crow to be able to shoot lasers out of their eyes, and be called Charlie Von Blance.
I donât care if Charlie has to be identified as male, female, both, or neither, leave that as a mystery for the time being. Charlie going full on Gordon Ramseyâs on your ass for not unpeeling their chestnuts that they have on a Tuesday, sure! Charlie being that one teammate that questions everyoneâs sanity and dumb plans while saving their lives for the 100th that season, sure! Charlie doing those Disney Sequal Fakeout Deaths only for them to save the day at the end and making the cast, crew members, and the audience weep in joy when they see Charlie taking the spotlight once again, SURE! Have them to the Torture Dance from JJBA just so that anyone would say: âOH MY GOD! Is that a motherf@cking Jojo reference?â like the man of culture everyone is (but only the ones that knows it), YES! Make them take over that one political person in America just so that everyone has their waifu/husbando body pillow and allow everyone $10 off their next Walmart purchase that cost $10 or over, SURE!!!!
I just want to see a crow be a total badass during these times. And yes, this is how far I have given up on humanity. And no, I will not be tagging anything here.