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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.
There is a canon DC comic featuring the Joker & Condiment King by John Carpenter (yes, THAT John Carpenter) and everyone should read it 8)
"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is
Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.
Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.
You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.
Sex is not what makes someone an adult.
Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.
Sex is not equally important to everyone.
You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.
You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.
Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.
The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.
Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.
“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!
@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here
actually annoyed by long distance friends again. i want to go for a walk i want to get drinks i want to sit in the grass and write i want to go to the fucking store together

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Clex Lego is too horny in my mind. Oops
my bug !
What the hell is this even from
you have to be nice to him he suffers enough already
Idk about that
The Ox Head Incident was a great episode, wasn't it?
Expanding on the idea because it keeps itching my brain:
I like to think that while yes, the enforcers started being criminals for money that to a certain point they actually liked/respected Valmont.
Like for example: Finn was going to shoot Shendu’s statue, they all complained about taking lip from Shendu is his statue form, still stuck with Valmont and only left by what is considered forceful enslavement at the hands of Daolon Wong and defended Valmont from him even though Daolon Wong would punish them.
I do think they’re still their own people, and that they function relatively fine/the same without him, but I do like the idea that they still considered him a okay boss.
I also like to think, based off what we’ve seen, Valmont liked having them around because through it all they were reliable.

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DAY 29
Memorable quote
Followed closely by:
"Ah, thank you, fish" Because cute
and
"Coffee is the only thing that keeps Uncle's ancient heart beating" Because relatable
Sometimes I see these things and my hand just moves on it's own, I swear
Something that always bothered me with the later season of JCA is the way Valmont feels like wasted potential.
It’s not even about liking him or his Enforcers (Finn, Ratso, Chow and Hak Foo), but it was because he was the complete opposite to Jackie.
Just like Jackie, he’s a human dealing with otherworldly magic. Yet, he tries constantly to use it for evil (primarily to assist in his criminal empire).
I also felt like he brought an evil only a human could bring : Being willing (and in turn, his enforcers) to hurt Jackie and his family/friends to get what he wants, making human mistakes, things that the magical enemies didn’t bring to the show.
On the topic of enjoying his character: He’s an egotistical jerk who’s rich and wants more money. He doesn’t even really need it; he wants it. Him and the Dark Hand’s failures were admittedly always amusing, and their interactions with Jackie, the good guys, and even eachother were enjoyable.
I feel like Valmont, especially with his history of using magic artifacts and working with magic beings, could have at least still been a secondary antagonist in the later seasons instead of going broke and falling off into the background. I also hate that the loss of Valmont as an antagonist was also a loss of the enforcers, which were characters that brought humor.
Not to mention, there were so many unresolved or untouched issues mentioned when he was a major villain that they completely brush over.
I still love the show and the later seasons, but I’ll always adore the early seasons because of the wide variety of antagonists— both human and magical.
This also isn’t me saying the later seasons aren’t good— I do understand and remember that people also felt like the later seasons just weren’t the same in terms of drawing the viewer in, losing iconic characters, and having weak villains and confusing/nonsensical storylines, but I do keep in mind it’s a kids show.
Before I started rewatching it recently, most of my memories are of the later seasons : Jackie, Jade, Uncle and Tohru, The J-Team, and Drago.
I also know (at least from memory) there were some voice changes; Most notably Valmont not being voiced by Julian Sands (r.i.p) in the later seasons due to contracts, which did cause discussions online (especially since this was airing from 2000 to 2005). I think another notable one was Hak Foo being voiced by John DiMaggio (Giving him that iconic rasp everytime he announces an attack imo).
Just overall, the early seasons will always hold a special place in my heart.
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