At some point bro just had to double down or kill his mf self.

"never half-ass two things. whole-ass one thing." "the less i know about other people's affairs, the happier i am." "i'm not interested in caring about people." "i like saying no. it lowers their enthusiasm." "i would prefer she ask for my permission so i can say no." "i was born ready. i'm [first] fucking [last]." "i am not a sore loser. it's just that i prefer to win, and when i don't, i get furious." "if you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?" "because it doesn't exist, because that's nonsense, because you're an adult." "i do not approve of this." "i gave her a kind nod." "everything i do is the attitude of an award winner, because i've won an award." "i was talking to the ribs." "not to worry, i have a permit." "i can do what i want." "normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, i'd choose to do nothing. but i will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. i'd work all night if it meant nothing got done." "you people have no idea what you're talking about." "that's funny. somebody just told me you were queen of the gays." "uh, thank you... for this. uh, this all good. night good. uh..." "i know more than you." "when people get too chummy with me, i like to call them by the wrong name to let them know i don't really care about them." "i hope the rest of your day is cool beans." "i came here for the same reason people go to the zoo." "i once thought i had a friend. then it turned out he was the single worst person i have ever met." "just give me all the bacon and eggs you have." "please do not approach me on the street." "when i eat, it is the food that is scared." "there's been a mistake, you've accidentally given me the food that my food eats." "is this not rap?" "you had me at meat tornado." "i know what i'm about, son." "anyway, please do not misinterpret the fact that i am talking right now as genuine interest in art and attempt to discuss it with me further. end of speech." "i can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves." "i can't go because i don't want to." "i don't think so. i think we're gonna be fine." "i cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl." "he might have just disappeared off the earth." "i wish this office had only walls." "since i am not a rabbit, no, i do not." "counteroffer. you take me nowhere, and i talk to no one." "why is everyone else so bad at eating?" "losing on purpose is a form of lying." "i hate everything." "everything before that was a mistake." "do you see the problem here?" "keep your tears in your eyes where they belong." "i suffer from a disorder called sleep fighting." "there will be alcohol there, so i will go as well." "creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie." "i'm a simple man. i like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food." "when did kids get so interested in fun?" "well, this is great." "i'm heading home, so as to not have to be here anymore." "we have one activity planned. not getting killed." "on principle, i never say anything that another person is obviously trying to get me to say." "people are idiots, [name]." "what's it like to stare into the eye of satan's butthole?" "i regret nothing. the end." "i regret everything." "i'm not sure i'm interested in that. no, i am sure, i'm not interested in that." "this is my hell." "i hate the public. the public is stupid." "i would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings." "i don't want to seem overdramatic, but i really don't care what happens here." "my friends know i have a strict no call policy." "i don't drink alcohol from that portion of the color spectrum." "i used a fake name. les. les vegetables." "usually i take it neat, but i will make an exception in the name of health." "literally everything is a weapon." "i love nothing!"

kaien:  who tf . someone come get their son

' I am aware of who you are searching for, you are searching for Isshin aren't you? yes I know who he is. He is in the living world.' Yoruichi said towards Kaien, she had met Isshin a few times during her own time in the human world, sure they didn't interact much but she had learned about Kaien from his siblings when she and the group went to his sisters house in order to get to the soul society. ' I was certain you knew that Isshin has been part of the human world for quite a number of years, he has children.'

Given a few more minutes, he began to calm down. Resentment began to build. There was a lot for Kaien to process at the moment. ❛ I'm sorry, Yoruichi-san. I have to go. Thank you for letting me know.❜ His demeanor was a quiet calmness, like the eye of a whirlpool.

' Whoa~ you even got his scowl! uncanny! ' Orihime blinked towards the man giving a small nervous laugh, rubbing her own hair with her hand. ' Broken nose and pretty young looking? ' She thought for a moment her finger moving to her chin in thought at his question. ' Uhh no I don't believe I have, do you know this persons name that can help narrow the search.' She said suddenly pulling out a detective magnifying glass holding it infront of her eyes. ' Time for some clue searching! '

The name, just saying it aloud, held power. It almost made him choke up. He had to know. . .what happened to his Uncle.

Ah yes he was uncanny to Ichigo, same scowl and all. Giving a laugh she moved herself back, crossing her arms over her bust. ' Well yes you are you, but I am saying there is someone very similar to you, scowl and all.' She said leaning her head to the side playfully, licking her bottom lip in a playful way. ' Shall I tell you? It's more fun when you find out yourself.' She said her arms uncrossing, hands moving onto her waistline as she slanted slightly to the side. ' Oh well I just wanted to see the legendary Kaien Shiba, and my sight was eased, you are quite the handsome man.'

Kaien couldn't help but smile brightly after laughing. A little boost to his ego as he shifted his weight onto his hip, hand placed on his sheathed Nejibana. ❛ I'm honored to receive such a compliment from the infamous Yoruichi. I'm afraid if you tell me, things might go differently. I don't know who you're referring to, but I'm searching for someone. ❜ he could feel the tug on his hear strongs. Kaien had to know if Isshin was alive. Other than Rukia, that's all whom he had left now.