Screaming Positivity

People think that I am quiet because I am shy. But really, I've been silently judging them from afar and determining that they're all fucking retards.

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid today altogether.

Doesn't expecting the unexpected makes the unexpected becomes the expected?

I love the sound you make when you shut up.

Smoking shortens your cigarettes.

Some people are just like trees. They take forever to grow up.

I don't try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me..

history exam in 20 years: what were the causes of the Miley rebellion

My favorite method of studying is crying a little and hoping for the best right before the test.

A snail that meows, a squirrel in an astronaut suit, a crab with a whale as a daughter... The creators of Spongebob were obviously high.

No matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s I’m still gonna eat it.

I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad

i SWEAR i'm always hungry

You can never be able to control what will happen to you but you can control how you feel. Turn your lemons into lemonades.

i know it's gonna end, eventually..

Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.