something stupid this way comes

make way worlds sleepiest man coming through

@thnksfrthstrdst what makes you say that?

@thegargoylenamedgerd it's a mystery!!!

@thegargoylenamedgerd the one that messaged me was like "hi 🌼🦚"

these bots are weird

me omw to love on my bf's selfie knowing I'll never post one again xo

Just a worm trying to have a good day!!!

@hellfindsyoueverywhere it's called the dinner and it has a really unreliable narrator and it's written from the perspective to where You're the character and it really messed with my head

i just read one of the weirdest short stories I've ever read and idk what to think

@hellfindsyoueverywhere i'm his own personal slobber person

being around a new puppy every day is so fun especially when it slobbers all over your face after you put eye makeup on

@themourningdevil valid

@finntothedeep i keep getting one for ibs

you all ever just scream?