Allons-y, you're just as sane as I am!

I was looking through my queue and I saw this and now I’m wheezing with laughter.

Requested by tangfastics

I lost it at “2 bread”

People on twitter seemed to like these a ton so! Loved this cat pic and wanted to just draw em… 

book of fantasy~ 

Cat on Constantine’s Foot, Palatine Museum, Rome

Courtesy the artist and The Studio Museum Harlem.

Pokemon Pins made by Catpillo

“Oh. Duh.”

“Yeah but they just switched names so they’re still John and Maria but Maria’s the short one now.”

I said what I said

- someone made a username for friar laurence with 420 at the end - the same kid who put 69 in romeo’s username like i wouldn’t know what either of those things mean - the girl who added ‘clean’ at the end of all the songs on her juliet playlist like lmao girl i know spotify doesn’t have the clean version - the kid who said romeo and juliet killed each other - the weird dichotomy of kids who put love story on their playlist vs the kids who choose bad blood - the kid who wrote ‘get a room’ as tybalt’s comment on romeo’s couple pic - the kid who said ‘romeo is probably one of those douches who follows a ton of people so they follow him back and then he unfollows all of them’ - the one who legitimately used the word ‘alrighty’ do kids say this in their text messages???? i thought i was the one talking like an elderly person but okay - the one who made romeo’s username ‘montagoose’ - the only kid who acknowledged that posting about your secret relationship on instagram was a bad idea - the girl who wrote that romeo would unironically say ‘#blessed’. she’s right. - the one single solitary girl who wrote mercutio as gay as shakespeare did (she’s also the only one who used mercutio at all which is a tragedy but whatever) - the one who wrote romeo’s insta bio as ‘thus with a kiss i die… LOL RIP ME 😂💀’ - the one who made benvolio’s username benvoliYO

She really thought I really thought maybe I’m outta blood.

Worthy enough to lift Thor’s hammer!

a magical girl ✨

Me_irl