Such a Tease (+18)
Pairing: Wyll Ravengard x Female Tav
WC:Â 3700 LMAO I blacked out
Synopsis: You decide to mercilessly tease Wyll after a close, embarrassing encounter and it kind of ruins his life. That is, until Astarion gives him some pointers on how to get back at you.
Warnings: A LOT OF PLOT AND A LOT OF PORN. Dirty talk and tons of it, teasing, unprotected sex (don't do that), creampies (also not that), breeding, fingering, mirror sex, p in v sex, dom-ish Wyll, I'm tired of writing him as a sexless loser but he canonically is a sexless loser and is the reason I love him so... we make due.
*not proofread I'm on edibles*
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âWhat a wretched place⊠I canât believe Astarion actually lived hereâŠâ Wyll remarks as the two of you creep further into Cazadorâs palace, searching for any clues to find your way to the ritual.Â
âYeah, well, itâs not like he did so willingly.â You roll your eyes as you bumped a dusty end table around, examining it for any signs of a trap or hidden switch. âNot everyone laid their head on designer, silk pillowcases, Ravengard.âÂ
Wyll scoffed as he tapped on the individual bricks of an exposed stone wall, searching for a loose one.Â
âYou know damn well I havenât been back to the city in years. But thatâs not my point. I was just saying I hope we can get out of here as soon as possible, itâs sucking the life out of me.â Wyll gently prodded further along the dimly lit dungeon corridor, careful not to trigger any floor traps.Â
âI donât like the aura of doom and gloom either, but itâs important to Astarion so I guess we have to just make quick business of this vampire lord.â You search the seams in the walls for anything out of place. You and Wyll meet at a dead end after searching your respective sides of the corridor.Â
You step to the middle of the corridor and turn back to whence you came.Â
âWell we might as well go back and try another passage.â You comment.Â
You feel Wyll follow closely behind you.Â
âAnd if we donât find-â Wyll begins but is halted by a *click* beneath your feet.Â
âAh!â You scream as the floor beneath you gives way, causing both you and Wyll to fall into a cramped hole deep in the floor.Â
âOoof!â
âOww!â
Itâs pitch black other than the dim orange glow of candle light above your heads.Â
You wiggle around, feeling the wooden wall in front of you and Wyllâs padded armor against your back.Â
âShit⊠Hello!? Gale!? Karlach?!â You cry out once you realize you canât get your arms high enough to reach the ridge of the trapdoor you had just fallen down.Â
Nothing.Â
âHells⊠some predicament this isâŠâ You hear a low voice from right behind you. Rough hands had instinctively made their way to your abdomen during the fall. Wyll was lodged right behind you in the tiny cavern, hands locked against your stomach.Â
âCanât you cast something to get us out of this?â You gasp exasperatedly.Â
âItâs been a long day and I canât even move my hands⊠the prospect of magic working down here like this is slimâŠâ Wyll explains.Â
âIf you hadnât walked around like you owned the place we wouldnât be stuck hereâŠâ You huff out, annoyed.Â
âIâll have you know I-â Wyll begins to retort.Â
âHELLO? TAV? WYLL?â The distant voice of Gale came from above you.Â
âWeâre down here!â You call upwards.Â
âHmm⊠I canât seem to find a switch to pull the floor back up.. weâre going to have to go back and get Astarion.â Gale comments.Â
âAnd how long is that going to take?!â You cry out, irritated.Â
âHeâs just at the other end of the castle, soldier, no need to get your undies in a knot!â You hear Karlach say from above you. âWeâll be back in a jiffy, promise!âÂ
You sigh.Â
You hear two sets of footsteps prod quickly away from you.Â
Fingertips graze up your armor. It tickles. You flinch.
âStop that.â You scold.Â
âI canât help it, itâs the only place for my hands to move.â Wyll responds, frustrated.Â
âOk well stop moving them!â You say angrily.Â
âIâm trying, my fingers are going numb!â Wyll chirps back.Â
You sigh again.Â
You stand stoically still.Â
âTheyâll be back with Astarion soon, and we can get out of this.â You state plainly.Â
âRight. Of course.â Wyll says.Â
5 minutes go byâŠ
Your hips begin to ache in the tight quarters, so you start to shift yourself onto the balls of your feet in order to change the pressure on your joints. You give your knees a break for minute before shifting back to your toes.Â
Did you hear a groan?
âStop fucking movingâŠâ Wyll softly moans. âHells..âÂ
âWhat the hells.. are you-â You shift your weight onto your other leg and you feel it. âOh..â
You felt a new, hard bulge was pressing itself between the cheeks of your butt as you leaned up against the wooden wall before you.Â
âWyll you canât be seriousâŠâ You scoff a bit.Â
âYou act like I have any control of thisâŠâ Wyll hesitates. â⊠sort of thingâŠâ He says through gritted teeth.
âWe could be killed by a vampire lord any second and youâre rock solid right now⊠You really canât handle being this close to a woman, Ravengard?â You tease.Â
âOf course I can. It just so happens that your ass is exactly where.. well..âÂ
âWhere what? Where you want it?â You smirk and look over your shoulder as far as you can.
âHEY! SOLDIER!â Karlachâs voice explodes down the trap shaft and you both look up instinctively. âFANGS IS HERE TO SAVE YOU!âÂ
You let out a breath you didnât know you were holding.Â
âOh you goody-two-shoes-idiots. This is the least secretive of all the traps here. Of course youâre stuck. If I had half a mind Iâd let you rot down hereâŠâ Astarion jests. He peers over the two of you with a smug look on his face.Â
âShut up. You get us out of here and we kill Cazador.â You roll your eyes. You lift your arms up in anticipation. âI donât think youâll have the advantage without us.âÂ
âAnd you have to admit seeing him take an Eldritch Blast to the face would be very satisfying.â Wyll adds.Â
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Cazador was dead. Duke Ravengard was alive. You had freed Wyll from his pact. Many celebrations were in order for the group, but you were exhausted. Surviving the explosion from the Iron Throne and saving the poor gnomes had taken a toll on your physicality as well as your mental state.Â
The party raged around you on the top floor of the Elf Song Tavern. You consider going to sleep but the open bottles of wine and grain alcohol on the table in the far corner of the suite were beckoning you. You were celebrating and tomorrow is never promised, especially in these interesting times. You saunter over to the liquor and pour yourself a shot of clear alcohol. You silently toast to yourself before throwing back the shot. The liquid burns your throat and you wince, letting out a harsh breath.Â
âWhew!â You exclaim, caught off guard by the potency of the liquor.Â
âI see our fearless leader is enjoying the spoils of her successes.â A voice comes from behind you and you turn around.Â
Wyll is approaching you with an empty wine goblet in hand.Â
âComing back to cop another feel, Blade of Avernus?â You chide.Â
 Wyll blushes and looks to his feet.Â
âI- of course not- I-â Wyll struggles to find his words. âIt was merely a physiological reaction to adrenaline and stimulation, and Iâd prefer if we just-â He fumbles over himself making excuses as to why being pressed up against you had made him so hard so easily.Â
âOh, no?â You pour yourself another drink. âA shame reallyâŠâÂ
âA s-shame? What is?â Wyll stutters out and finally meets your gaze again.Â
You take another shot before taking a step towards him, getting so close that your chests are almost touching.Â
âI mean, itâs a shame you werenât here to get another handful of me.â You say with a smirk and lower your voice to a sultry whisper. âI was really hoping to use those horns as handlebars as I ride your tongueâŠâÂ
Wyllâs eyes nearly pop out of his skull. He knew you were crass, but he had never had a woman come onto him so strongly and it was causing his brain to malfunction.Â
âI- Tav- You-â He sputters.Â
âWyll, I wanted to-â another voice interjects from a few paces away.Â
Wyll is snapped out of his trace and his head turns in the direction of his father who was making his way towards the two of you. His bewildered expression was not lost on the duke.Â
âSorry- am I interrupting?â Duke Ravengard asks.Â
âNo no! I was just heading off to bed.â You wave off the question. âIâm sure you two have a lot to catch up on. Goodnight, gentlemen.â You give a polite nod before trotting to your stateroom and leaving the duo by the bar.Â
âShe seems like a fine woman.â Wyllâs father comments once youâve made your exit.Â
âYes- I mean, sheâs certainly something.â Wyll is still staring off in the direction of the corner you rounded before you disappeared to your room.Â
âCould make a fine duchess some dayâŠâÂ
âFather, please.â Wyll bemoans.Â
âIâm just sayingâŠâÂ
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It was like you lived inside his head.Â
Your playful raunchiness was no longer something he ignored, but something that set his heart (and loins) ablaze. You had put that image in his head against his will and now his thoughts were consumed by the other filthy things you could promise to do to him. It was improper, but he couldnât help it. Wyll couldnât stop thinking of how youâd look underneath him, flushed and sweaty as you spilled more raunchy words to him from your sinful lips.Â
He still couldnât tell if you were serious or just fooling with him for the fun of it. He laid awake at night picturing your naked body atop him gleaning pleasure from his flesh⊠but you were both so different from one another, would he know the first thing about giving you what you desire? Should he act on these urges or stifle them further?
The next night Wyll takes a chance and confides in a companion about his struggles.Â
âI donât know why sheâs teasing me like this. How am I supposed to respond? I donât know the first thing about the art of seduction.âÂ
âFrom what it sounds like she doesnât need to be seduced any further. What was it that she said to you, again?â Astarion muses as he swirls the red wine in his glass.Â
âShe said she..â Wyll looks around the seating area at the tavern and makes sure no one else was listening. â⊠wanted to ride my tongue.â He blushes slightly having to repeat Tavâs filthy words.Â
Astarion giggles.Â
âGods, Wyll, and you didnât haul her over your shoulder and carry her off to bed that instant? You showed much more restraint than I would have. Well, now that I think about it, that might be a ride you wouldnât survive. Sheâs a spitfire.â Astarion comments.Â
âAnd thatâs whatâs stopping me!â Wyll groans as he sets his tankard down on the coffee table. âI canât possibly be able to handle⊠all of that. Not in the way she wants, surelyâŠâÂ
âDonât sell yourself short! Youâre basically prince charming!â Astarion grins and takes a big gulp of wine from his glass. âYouâre good with words, and it seems like she enjoys a fair bit of dirty talk⊠just add some spice to your usual flowery language, maybe thatâll work. And if it doesnât, youâll still get your cock wet in the process. Sex is like wine, even bad wine is still good.â Astarion says as he drains his cup.Â
Wyll sighs and rolls his eyes.Â
âI donât think I can live if I thoroughly embarrass myself intimately with someone I have to spend the foreseeable future with⊠maybe even longer than thatâŠâ
âLonger? Goodness, Wyll, you have a crush!â Astarion lets out another mischievous cackle.Â
âI am a grown man, I do not have a crush.â Wyll scoffs.Â
âWell, if youâre such a grown man, go up to her room and handle your business. Iâm tired of hearing you complain that a beautiful woman wants to cum violently on your face. My sympathy for you is waning. Get up there and give her a taste of her own medicine.â Astarion states firmly, growing bored of Wyllâs moping.
âFine. Iâll do it.â Wyll chugs his drink to gain bit of liquid courage and slams the empty cup down on the table. âI might⊠need some pointers firstâŠâ He says sheepishly.Â
âYouâve certainly come to the right place.â Astarion says with a devilish grin. âPass me the wine⊠and take notes.âÂ
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You stood in front of the large mirror in the corner of your rented room brushing the tangles out of your long hair. The short blue nightgown you wore dusted the tops of your thighs and dipped low between your ample breasts.Â
*knock knock*
âIâm tired, Astarion. Canât you find an unassuming barn animal tonight?â You call out, still facing the mirror and combing your hair.Â
You hear the door open and shut. The lock clicks. You see a figure appear behind you in the mirror, but itâs not who you expected. The horned man locks eyes with you through the mirror, still a comfortable distance away. His brows are furrowed as he rakes his eyes over your exposed legs and cleavage.Â
âOh if it isnât my sweet, newly-free warlock.â You smile. âYou look troubled. I saw Mizora skulking around downstairs, still. Is she bothering you?â You finish preening and toss the comb onto the wooden nightstand.Â
âNo.â Wyll seems serious as he approaches you from behind. âIt would seem a different temptress has been plaguing me as of lateâŠâÂ
âAnd whoever could that be?â You giggle playfully.Â
Wyll comes close enough to you that his chest grazes against your back.Â
âHmm⊠I think you might have an idea.â He murmurs into your neck, lips not touching your skin, but close enough you feel his hot breath on your sensitive flesh. A tingle runs down your spine. âItâs someone who has been incessantly hells bent on torturing me for days nowâŠâ His head cranes upwards to meet your eyes in the mirror. âSound like someone you might know?â His eyebrows raise in question.Â
âI canât say Iâve heard of anyone matching that description-â You smirk but youâre startled by hands suddenly grasping your hips. âOh!âÂ
With your bodies pressed together now, Wyll gently nuzzles his nose into the shell of your ear and draws circles on your skin through your night dress with his thumbs, bunching up the fabric in the process.Â
âOh, no? You havenât?â He chides. âThatâs a shame, thenâŠâ He says in a mocking tone, voice both sweet and arousing in your ear. You feel you feel your lower lips begin to dampen and you let out a shaky breath.Â
âAnd whyâs that?â You manage to get out, still trying to maintain your confident facade.Â
Wyll snickers a bit.Â
âWell, if I were to find the person who has been doing this⊠well Iâd like to have some words with themâŠâ He says slowly as his fingertips dust the tops of your exposed thighs, causing your skin to prickle with excitement.Â
âAnd what might those words be? Out of curiosity?â You ask, watching the way the candles illuminate his strong arms wrapped around your body, his skin flushing a deep brown-burgundy in this light.Â
âIâd tell herâŠâ Wyllâs eyes flit up to the mirror to meet yours again, nose still pressed at your ear. âThat I was going to give her exactly what she wanted.â Wyll pulls on your hips and grinds his throbbing erection into your backside through his pants. It felt quite as large as it did when you had felt it before, just like this. âIâd tell her that I would bend her in half and bury my cock in her cunt so deep, that sheâd feel me in her chest.â Wyll punctuates last word with his right hand slipping between your thighs and cupping your sex.
You feel your hole clench involuntarily, pushing out a gush of slick onto Wyllâs fingertips. He slides his first two fingers up through your folds, dragging your wetness up to your clit and started to rub softly. âIâd say how I would make her scream my name until her throat wore dryâŠâ He thrusts two fingers into your twitching hole and you gasp. He curls them immediately to begin pulling and tapping on that sweet spot inside of you.Â
âWyll!â You say breathlessly.
âYes, yes just like that. Iâd also tell her that I was going to fill her up so well, thatâd sheâd feel me dripping out of her for days.âÂ
You find yourself being on the edge of climax embarrassingly quickly. Wyllâs foul mouth and nimble hands were quickly hurtling you towards the peak of your pleasure. Your knees buckle as your cunt clenches down on his fingers. You moan lewdly and grip his forearm.Â
âLook at yourself.â Wyllâs left hand cradles the back of your head and tilts it upwards from where it was resting against his shoulder. âA wet, little mess creaming my fingersâŠâ Wyll clicks his tongue. âNot much to say now, dear?âÂ
You had to admit, it was quite the sight. Your body leaning fully into Wyllâs larger one, cunt on full display in front of the mirror as Wyll punished it with his fingers. Your brows were scrunched together in pure pleasure, you were so close to the edge you could barely be embarrassed at the wet squelching sounds emanating from your lower half.Â
âI-I-Iâm going to- Wyll, gods!â You pant.Â
He keeps the exact same pace of his fingers and grinds his palm into your clit. Your vision blurs as you cry out. Wave after wave of pleasure overtake you as you orgasm onto Wyllâs hand, your release coating his palm.Â
âThatâs a good girlâŠâ He coos into your ear and your eyes flutter closed, pussy clenching again at his praise. His hand slips from within you and moves to pull your night shirt over your head. After he drops it to the floor, he picks you up and tosses you softly against the pillows on your bed.Â
Still in a daze, your chest heaves as you watch him undress.Â
âI should have wound you up ages ago.â You say with a lighthearted chuckle.Â
âI couldnât agree more.â Wyll smirks as he climbs onto the bed and slots himself between your legs on his knees. âNow respectfully, love, shut up and keep being good for me.â He rubs his member up and down your slit, collecting your wetness and nudging your clit with each stroke.
You had never seen this side of him before⊠had your constant teasing finally broken him?Â
You were drawn out of your thoughts by the head of Wyllâs cock breaching your soaked entrance. You were wet and open for him, so he met no resistance. You still whined at the sudden stretch, his girth being much larger than just his two fingers. He pressed further, groaning deeply when he was finally sheathed fully inside of you.Â
He thrusts gently, getting you used to his intrusion. When you start to keen and arch your back in want, he speeds up his pace. He places his hands under your knees and pushes them back into your chest. He leans over you, hitting you perfectly deep in your favorite spot. You moan loudly, not caring who else in the suite could hear the evidence of your coupling.Â
Instead of hammering into you, Wyll ground his hips into yours, base of his sex rubbing against your clit with every moment. He pants heavily above you as he massages his cock into the spot that makes you see stars. He presses his forehead to yours and you cup his face desperately in your hands, gasping and pulling for air in your lungs.Â
He presses in further to kiss you. You eagerly respond by slipping your tongue into his mouth, trying to focus on the kiss but the feeling of his throbbing member against your insides caused your movements against his lips to be sloppy.Â
âI-Iâa-again-â You gasp out against Wyllâs mouth, unable to form real words due to your proximity to another climax.Â
âI know, me tooâŠâ Wyll grunts as he humps harder into you, his grip on your thighs now bruising. âCum with meâŠâÂ
âF-fill me, please!â You cry out as you peak, needing to feel him shoot his release deep inside your womb. âAh!â Tears of pleasure splatter from your rapidly blinking lashes as your cunt spasms harshly around Wyllâs cock.Â
âYouâre mineâŠâ You hear Wyll growl before a particularly powerful thrust of his hips into yours. You sigh as you feel the twitches of release inside of your walls. Wyllâs groans turn to whines as he finishes spending himself inside of you. He stills for a moment then releases your legs. He pulls out of your still-clenching hole softly before collapsing at your side breathlessly. Cum seeps from your entrance, messing the sheets beneath you.Â
âI didnât think you had it in you.â You jest as you curl yourself into Wyllâs heaving chest. âThat was⊠incredible.â You look up at him with a soft smile.Â
âIt was, wasnât it?â He returns the smile and cards his fingers through your hair, pushing back your mussed strands so he could get a better look at you in your post-coital daze. He kisses your lips gently. âNow are you done riling me up like that?â He asks.Â
âIf it brings out that side of you⊠I canât make any promises.â You smirk as you hook your leg over his hip, bringing you even closer together. âWhere does a Grand Dukeâs son learn to talk like that?â You muse, trailing his chiseled jaw with your pointer finger.Â
âFrom a certain ill-intended vampire.â He admits.Â
âGods, why didnât I put it together sooner!â You laugh, kissing Wyllâs nose affectionately. âRemind me to thank him later.âÂ
âI donât think we need to inflate his ego any furtherâŠâ Wyll says with a grin. He runs his thumb along your bottom lip. âNow⊠how would you feel about being a Grand Duchess?â
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a/n - THIS IS MY WYLL MAGNUM OPUS BYE MOM I LOVE HIM
















