SCP Smut

So I’m on AO3 as well (BillIsMyDrug) though I haven’t written about SCPs yet- I will soon, promise! Also, sorry for being a month late to making the 049 Valentine’s Day headcanon. Hiatuses are just as shitty for me like for you all. My fancies change with the moon, I’m currently deep into Nick Valentine (FO4) and Donatello (TMNT) but I’ll be writing about our favorite anomalies in no time!

His penis is...not shaped like a human’s. It almost looks demonic, the head slightly pointed, though not painfully so. It’s as black as his robes, and feels very smooth.

He craves intimacy during intercourse. There will be tons of missionary sex so that he may kiss you and see your beautiful face. He’ll lean down, allowing you to wrap your arms around him to get as close as possible.

He remains particularly composed when it comes sex, however if you catch him in a bad mood it easily falls apart and he will absolutely ravage you. Pestering him while he’s busy is sure to make him frustrated, and tipping it off with flirting turns him into an animal. Rough thrusts, hair pulling, fingers digging into your skin, it’s fantastic when he does that to you.

After a bout of roughness as detailed above, he apologizes for losing his temper and tends to any minor harm he caused you, bruises, scratches and such. He remains a tender lover.

In one of his desk drawers is a leather whip. He drags the tip delicately across fleshy areas of your body and cracks it across your bottom during foreplay. Of course he takes care of the welts afterwards. He doesn’t care much for hurting you, it’s the noises you make and how you writhe in pleasure when he’s doing it.

He is big on body worship. He’ll spend hours just touching you, massaging you, pleasing you, kissing you all over. He slowly gets you off, taking full control with the sole intent of ravishing you.

He isn’t overly noisy. He’ll moan softly of course, but that’s as loud as he gets. He mostly babbles about how wonderful you feel and how good you’re doing, sometimes he sweet talks in French.

He’s an animalistic predator, when it comes to hunting/feeding and when he’s fucking you. It’s in his nature, you could say.

Whenever he finds a sensitive spot, he exploits the living hell out of it. You like your nipples played with? Expect them to be quite sore. Do you find it pleasurable to receive oral sex? Your pussy will be covered in thick black goo and swollen in awhile.

He bites. He’ll draw blood most of the time. You have plenty of first aid nearby because of this.

The mucus covering his body making contact with you is inevitable when it comes to sex, though it does nothing but leave stains on you. He seems to be able to control it, because it still eats at the flesh of others.

He appears to have months where he becomes sexually insatiable, akin to mating seasons of animals. You never become pregnant, and the scientists are trying to figure out why these cycles occur.

He randomly emerges from a wall/floor/ceiling and grabs you, yanking you towards himself and taking you to his pocket dimension. You come back out with your clothes ripped and stretched, bite marks, and cum leaking out of you. These are incredibly common during his ‘cycles.’

Whenever you masturbate or become aroused, he somehow always knows and absolutely will break containment to get to you, ripping up anyone that gets in the way.

He enjoys your submission to him, it makes him rut into you harder and claw at your skin, but it feels so good. He goes wild when you give yourself to him.

His cum is the same color and consistency as the mucus his body secretes.