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"Hallo! Would you like a flower?"

He coos happily as he offers a small bundle of white orchids.

ARE YA KIDDIN'?? 'COURSE I WANNA FREAKIN' FLOWA, PAL!! Flowas make me look all romantic and crap!! Bet Miss Paulin'll think I'm real charmin'!! Thanks, buddy!!

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The hybrid giggled at that and clapped his hands.

"Yay! I'm glad you like them!"

He chirped with such a big smile spreading across his face.

scoutthemilkman

"'Course, pally!! If someone don' like ya flowas, jus' come an' tell ol' Scout an' he'll make 'em like tha flowas!!" The man flexed, flashing a confident grin.

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I just wanted draw something sad..

scoutthemilkman

Ay, pal!! I think ya supposed'a yell "think fast!" before ya CHUCK BRICKS AT PEOPLE. ((OOC: On a real note, amazing art!! :-) ))

@minidocofred

"Hallo! Would you like a flower?"

He coos happily as he offers a small bundle of white orchids.

ARE YA KIDDIN'?? 'COURSE I WANNA FREAKIN' FLOWA, PAL!! Flowas make me look all romantic and crap!! Bet Miss Paulin'll think I'm real charmin'!! Thanks, buddy!!

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This's tha guy ya stabbin' in'a heart when ya refuse milk deliveries, by tha way!!

Don't be BLU!! Support a RED Scout's milk business!! I even have lactose-free options for all ya guys that won' tolerate tha real stuff!! C'mon!! This picta is, like, totally staged, by tha way. Don' look into it. I wouldn' actually cry ova nothin'!! Hashtag Boston tough or whateva!!

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ask-the-red-medic666

AY DOC, QUESTION 🫵 How much milk do ya think it takes fa someone's bones'a get so strong that even a Heavy can't break 'em? 'Cause I'm thinkin' 'bout 15 cups'a day an' I'm good.

Hmmm, vell, you can eizher vaste all zhat milk, or I can test my new serum and see how zhat goes!! It's supposed to coat your bones in metal!!

scoutthemilkman

I dunno, doc!! Usually ya tests end me wit' that freaky bird somewhere in me an' my everythin' bein' sore. An' I bet it don' taste nearly as good as milk! Plus, no milk's a waste if I enjoy every sip! ...But metal bones sound cool. On a scale of one ta "the usual", how much would metal bones hurt ta get?

ask-the-red-medic666

Roughly a 5.5!!!

scoutthemilkman

...Are there any needles involved or can I jus' shotgun a bottle'a tha stuff?

ask-the-red-medic666

NEEDLES!!!

He says pulling out a syringe with a suspicious metallic liquid

scoutthemilkman

"AH, NAH, DOC!! I'M ALLERGIC TA NEEDLES OR SOMETHIN'!! IF YA POKE ME WIT' A NEEDLE I'LL DIE!! AN' THEN THAT BLOOD'LL BE ON YA HANDS!! DO YA WANT THE BLOOD OF A 23 YEAR OLD KID ON YA HANDS?!" Spoken like a true drama king

ask-the-red-medic666

-_-

Seriously?

scoutthemilkman

Yeah, seriously!! Needles are basically, like, not awesome at all!! You may be a doctor, but I'M scientastic, an' I know that needles kill cool guys 100% of the time. I took a survey an' tha results said that. It don' matter that I'm tha only one that answered tha survey. Results are results !!

ask-the-red-medic666

Fine zhen! No indestructible metal bones!

scoutthemilkman

WAIT!! Like REAL indestructible? ... Maybe SOME needles don' kill cool guys.

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ask-the-red-medic666

AY DOC, QUESTION 🫵 How much milk do ya think it takes fa someone's bones'a get so strong that even a Heavy can't break 'em? 'Cause I'm thinkin' 'bout 15 cups'a day an' I'm good.

Hmmm, vell, you can eizher vaste all zhat milk, or I can test my new serum and see how zhat goes!! It's supposed to coat your bones in metal!!

scoutthemilkman

I dunno, doc!! Usually ya tests end me wit' that freaky bird somewhere in me an' my everythin' bein' sore. An' I bet it don' taste nearly as good as milk! Plus, no milk's a waste if I enjoy every sip! ...But metal bones sound cool. On a scale of one ta "the usual", how much would metal bones hurt ta get?

ask-the-red-medic666

Roughly a 5.5!!!

scoutthemilkman

...Are there any needles involved or can I jus' shotgun a bottle'a tha stuff?

ask-the-red-medic666

NEEDLES!!!

He says pulling out a syringe with a suspicious metallic liquid

scoutthemilkman

"AH, NAH, DOC!! I'M ALLERGIC TA NEEDLES OR SOMETHIN'!! IF YA POKE ME WIT' A NEEDLE I'LL DIE!! AN' THEN THAT BLOOD'LL BE ON YA HANDS!! DO YA WANT THE BLOOD OF A 23 YEAR OLD KID ON YA HANDS?!" Spoken like a true drama king

ask-the-red-medic666

-_-

Seriously?

scoutthemilkman

Yeah, seriously!! Needles are basically, like, not awesome at all!! You may be a doctor, but I'M scientastic, an' I know that needles kill cool guys 100% of the time. I took a survey an' tha results said that. It don' matter that I'm tha only one that answered tha survey. Results are results !!

ask-the-red-medic666

AY DOC, QUESTION 🫵 How much milk do ya think it takes fa someone's bones'a get so strong that even a Heavy can't break 'em? 'Cause I'm thinkin' 'bout 15 cups'a day an' I'm good.

Hmmm, vell, you can eizher vaste all zhat milk, or I can test my new serum and see how zhat goes!! It's supposed to coat your bones in metal!!

scoutthemilkman

I dunno, doc!! Usually ya tests end me wit' that freaky bird somewhere in me an' my everythin' bein' sore. An' I bet it don' taste nearly as good as milk! Plus, no milk's a waste if I enjoy every sip! ...But metal bones sound cool. On a scale of one ta "the usual", how much would metal bones hurt ta get?

ask-the-red-medic666

Roughly a 5.5!!!

scoutthemilkman

...Are there any needles involved or can I jus' shotgun a bottle'a tha stuff?

ask-the-red-medic666

NEEDLES!!!

He says pulling out a syringe with a suspicious metallic liquid

scoutthemilkman

"AH, NAH, DOC!! I'M ALLERGIC TA NEEDLES OR SOMETHIN'!! IF YA POKE ME WIT' A NEEDLE I'LL DIE!! AN' THEN THAT BLOOD'LL BE ON YA HANDS!! DO YA WANT THE BLOOD OF A 23 YEAR OLD KID ON YA HANDS?!" Spoken like a true drama king

ask-the-red-medic666

AY DOC, QUESTION 🫵 How much milk do ya think it takes fa someone's bones'a get so strong that even a Heavy can't break 'em? 'Cause I'm thinkin' 'bout 15 cups'a day an' I'm good.

Hmmm, vell, you can eizher vaste all zhat milk, or I can test my new serum and see how zhat goes!! It's supposed to coat your bones in metal!!

scoutthemilkman

I dunno, doc!! Usually ya tests end me wit' that freaky bird somewhere in me an' my everythin' bein' sore. An' I bet it don' taste nearly as good as milk! Plus, no milk's a waste if I enjoy every sip! ...But metal bones sound cool. On a scale of one ta "the usual", how much would metal bones hurt ta get?

ask-the-red-medic666

Roughly a 5.5!!!

scoutthemilkman

...Are there any needles involved or can I jus' shotgun a bottle'a tha stuff?

ask-the-red-medic666

AY DOC, QUESTION 🫵 How much milk do ya think it takes fa someone's bones'a get so strong that even a Heavy can't break 'em? 'Cause I'm thinkin' 'bout 15 cups'a day an' I'm good.

Hmmm, vell, you can eizher vaste all zhat milk, or I can test my new serum and see how zhat goes!! It's supposed to coat your bones in metal!!

scoutthemilkman

I dunno, doc!! Usually ya tests end me wit' that freaky bird somewhere in me an' my everythin' bein' sore. An' I bet it don' taste nearly as good as milk! Plus, no milk's a waste if I enjoy every sip! ...But metal bones sound cool. On a scale of one ta "the usual", how much would metal bones hurt ta get?

HELLO, PEOPLE'A THA INT'A'NET, IT'S ONE'A YA NEIGHB'A'HOOD SCOUTS, HERE!! I'm the milkman! Ya can eitha call me the milkman, or Scout! Or a combo of tha two if ya creative 'nuff. Anyway! Bein'a milkman's kinda my side hustle when I'm not bonkin' skulls in! An' it's a darn good one! Guess it's 'bout time ta quit movin' my lips an' get'ta tha point, though. Name: Rodney Willis, but jus' call me Scout or somethin'. Who calls a guy by his gov'a'ment name?! Occupation: One'a tha RED Scout's fa MANN Co. or whateva. More importantly, I'm the milkman!! Pronouns: I use'a dude ones! Jus' use he an' him fa me. Most people jus' call me "that idiot ova' there!", though. I'm here 'cause I saw that everybody else an' their ma's are here! So, why the hell shouldn't I be?! Good meetin' ya! Now go drink some milk!!

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