SCOURGEFACT!

i havent pissed in 2,000 years!

the scourge is actually a very effective toothpaste!

when you're immortal, you don't have to worry about syphilis!

karaoke is angelgard's only passtime!

look, noct. everybody makes mistakes. everybody has those days.

daemons can be sexy, too!

m'scourged is not an appropriate greeting to use towards an oracle!

daemons do not make for good chess opponents, so you may have to find and kidnap a professional when you get bored!

oh fuck ive been alive for thousands of years an no one told me my hat looks this stupid why did no one tell me -

if you become the living embodiment of the scourge, you'll have to live through yours and other's worst memories for thousands of years! watch out, it may drive you mad!

the daemons in phillip pullman's his dark materials series are actually twins of their humans, twisted and tortured in the womb by the scourge!

cain had the right idea!

if the astrals tell you that you have the power to heal the world of the scourge, watch out! it's a trap!

immortality due to above-regulation scourge consumption is known to lower your life insurance premiums!

the scourge tastes like the infinite darkness of the void! this accursed reccomends adding creamer!

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