Symptoms Include: You | idol!Jeonghan x doctor!Reader | fluff angst
tw injury, blood mention, stitches, hospital
Y/N had been working at the military clinic for almost three months when she came to one very specific conclusion:
Yoon Jeonghan was a menace.
Not because he was rude. Not because he was difficult. In fact, he was probably one of the easiest patients she had ever dealt with. He always greeted the staff politely, never complained during examinations, and somehow managed to charm every nurse he met within five minutes.
The problem was that he appeared far too often for someone who was supposedly healthy.
At first she hadn't thought much of it. Military training naturally came with injuries. A twisted ankle during an obstacle course wasn't unusual. Neither were sore muscles or minor headaches. But after his fourth visit in less than two weeks, she started noticing a pattern.
Especially when every examination ended exactly the same way.
Which was why she wasn't even surprised when a familiar knock sounded against her office door one Tuesday afternoon.
Y/N slowly lowered the chart she had been reading.
"What's wrong this time?"
"That hurts my feelings."
"Good. Maybe they'll stop bringing you here."
He placed a hand over his chest dramatically.
"I come here because I trust you."
"No, you come here because you enjoy annoying me."
Y/N pointed toward the chair.
Immediately regretted it.
The document was becoming absurdly long.
At this point she was surprised the military hadn't started charging him rent for using the clinic so often.
"Your stomach has been hurting for three weeks."
Jeonghan looked pleased with himself.
"Did you really just say that?"
Sometimes she genuinely wondered how he had survived military training.
The examination took less than ten minutes. As expected, everything was perfectly normal. Blood pressure. Temperature. Pulse. Every result looked exactly the same as the last six times he'd shown up.
Y/N leaned back in her chair.
"You ran five kilometers this morning."
"You seem very confident."
Y/N stared at him for a moment before a realization finally clicked into place.
The suspiciously convenient excuses.
Everything suddenly made sense.
A smile slowly spread across her face.
Jeonghan immediately became suspicious.
"I don't think this is actually a medical problem."
Jeonghan raised an eyebrow.
"Then what's wrong with me?"
She pretended to think about it.
"Hm. Based on my professional opinion, I think this case might be outside my area of expertise."
His expression remained perfectly calm.
"I think you need a psychologist."
The silence that followed was beautiful.
Y/N reached for his file and tapped it with her pen.
"You've visited me seven times this month."
"Because I've examined you seven times this month."
For the first time since she'd met him, he didn't immediately have a response.
Instead she continued speaking.
"The symptoms only seem to appear when you're scheduled to see me."
Jeonghan narrowed his eyes.
The battle continued for several seconds.
"You know, doctors aren't supposed to bully patients."
"And patients aren't supposed to invent illnesses."
A grin spread across his face.
"The doctor who likes arguing with me."
Y/N rolled her eyes so hard it physically hurt.
The worst part was that he wasn't entirely wrong.
Somewhere between the fake stomach aches and the endless teasing, these appointments had become something she secretly expected.
Because she absolutely should not be looking forward to seeing one of her patients.
She closed his file and stood.
Y/N walked toward the door and held it open.
Jeonghan remained seated.
He stood slowly, still smiling.
When he reached the doorway, he suddenly stopped.
For a brief moment, the teasing disappeared.
And he simply looked at her.
But as he walked away, neither of them mentioned the fact that they both knew he'd be back.
The next time Jeonghan showed up at the clinic, Y/N was already having a terrible day.
Three soldiers were waiting outside her office. Someone had fainted during training that morning. Another had managed to sprain both ankles in a way she still couldn't fully understand. Her coffee had gone cold hours ago, and she'd barely had time to sit down between patients.
So when the door suddenly opened without warning, she didn't even bother looking up.
"What is it this time?" she asked while signing paperwork. "Your stomach? Your shoulder? A mysterious disease that only appears once a week?"
Usually Jeonghan would've responded immediately.
Probably with something annoying.
Still not looking up, she continued writing.
"Unless you're actively dying, you can wait five min—"
The sentence died in her throat.
Because when she finally looked up, Jeonghan wasn't smiling.
Two other soldiers were helping him stand.
His uniform was dirty. There was blood on his sleeve. One side of his face was pale, and he was holding his ribs tightly as if letting go would make them fall apart.
Y/N was out of her chair instantly.
"Training course," one of the soldiers answered. "He slipped during climbing practice."
Jeonghan attempted a grin.
The words came out much sharper than intended.
For once, he didn't argue.
As soon as he sat down, Y/N began examining him. Her hands moved automatically, years of training taking over. She checked his pupils, looked for signs of concussion, carefully inspected the cuts on his arm, and then moved toward his ribs.
The moment her fingers touched his side, Jeonghan sucked in a sharp breath.
The other soldier snorted.
"He fell almost three meters."
Y/N slowly turned toward him.
Jeonghan immediately pointed at his friend.
Y/N ignored both of them.
The bruising was already beginning to form beneath his uniform. Thankfully, nothing felt broken, but the impact had clearly been hard enough to leave him with a serious rib contusion. The cut along his arm wasn't deep, but it would need stitches.
By the time she finished examining him, her earlier annoyance had completely disappeared.
Now she was just worried.
Which somehow annoyed her even more.
The two soldiers eventually left, leaving the room unusually quiet.
Y/N prepared the equipment needed for the stitches.
Jeonghan watched her from the examination table.
For once, he wasn't talking.
For once, he wasn't trying to be funny.
And somehow that bothered her.
"Does it hurt?" she finally asked.
His eyebrows lifted slightly.
"Maybe next time you'll stop treating military training like a vacation."
A small smile appeared on his face.
Y/N carefully cleaned the cut before beginning the stitches. Jeonghan remained surprisingly quiet throughout the process, though every now and then she noticed him watching her.
"I'm appreciating your professionalism."
"You literally fell off a wall."
"That doesn't mean I can't multitask."
Several minutes later she finished the final stitch and stepped back.
"This isn't kindergarten."
His disappointment looked entirely genuine.
Y/N couldn't help laughing.
The sound surprised both of them.
For a brief moment neither spoke.
Then the room became quiet again.
Jeonghan was the first to break the silence.
Y/N continued writing notes in his file.
"I think this is the first time you've actually believed I was injured."
"Because this is the first time you actually were injured."
She finished her notes and closed the file.
"You're restricted from intense physical activity for a while."
But when she looked up, she caught him smiling.
Not his usual mischievous smile.
Which immediately made her suspicious.
Jeonghan rubbed the back of his neck.
The gesture looked strangely awkward coming from someone who usually had endless confidence.
He looked away briefly before meeting her eyes again.
"You know I'm getting discharged soon."
His military service was almost over.
For some reason, she suddenly didn't like thinking about that.
A short silence followed.
Until finally Jeonghan spoke.
Y/N smiled despite herself.
Yoon Jeonghan never seemed nervous.
"When my military service is over..."
"...would you go on a date with me?"
The room became completely silent.
For a second, Y/N genuinely thought she'd imagined it.
Though this time it looked far less confident than usual.
"You're asking me out while injured?"
"I figured if you said no, I'd already be in pain."
Jeonghan immediately looked offended.
"That's not a good sign."
"Only you would choose this moment."
Y/N looked at him for a long moment.
The stitches she had just finished.
At the man who had spent months inventing reasons to visit her.
The answer had probably been obvious for a while now.
For the first time since she'd met him, Jeonghan looked completely speechless.
And somehow that was even more satisfying than diagnosing his fake stomach aches.