Seldom Known, Always Me...

Overcoming addiction is basically proving that you’re smarter than your brain.

Wish posts like this had depth. No doubt there is profound meaning in these words but can you really?

Maybe astronauts end their relationships by saying they just need space

Masturbating is like eating McDonald’s. You really want it beforehand but afterwards you’re left ashamed with lots of soggy paper and sticky hands.

Ever claimed to get in a fight but you were exagerating? This ones for you.

I'll mess with a lady in red.. Lots of directions to take desire in.

Guys get erections every morning, the concept of morning varies depending where you live, so because of the time zones, humanity has been doing a “boner wave” around the earth since the dawn of humanity

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

@charamemeffle please watch this

Teachers get paid surprisingly little considering the future of the country relies on how seriously they take their jobs.