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lizzie: did he actually say that? jesus christ.

lizzie: what happened?

it's a good week so far...

can't believe you got yourself tied down, what am i gonna do now without you? nah i'm pleased for you, you deserve it. and it sounds like you're having a pretty good week. hey i know how to keep positive, sometimes

I try to be smarter than your average fifth grader. If you need help with someone on the lookout, I have a pretty decent camouflage outfit I can whip out.

you're doing a pretty good job. i'm gonna be honest with you man, i really want to see you in that outfit. i'll come with some sort of scheme and i'll let you know when i need you

bet. or i could buy my own, but that would be a large investment. it would only pay off if you gave me more than one ride on your bike. daily rides would be worth the expense, i think. why did we stop? we shouldn’t have stopped. i don’t know, man. hot for teacher is a thing. what is he tutoring you on? see the good thing about being a star player is that you can get away with shitty grades. that’s… true. alright, come over for my next stream. why wouldn’t you want to go on it? she’s so funny.

or you could buy your own yeah. daily rides? you'd have to start paying me gas money man and its a lot of have someone clinging to my back all the time. don't know, can't remember. other things got in the way? yeah it is, but i am not hot for teacher. i'm failing everything apart from gym so yeah... good for you, i cannot get away with shitty grades or i'll never get out of here. okay will do. its not really my thing honestly

let me know if it gets you out of detention or i'll need to reschedule our sessions for the next week. got my fingers crossed for you. what you do on your own time is on you. but dude you gotta get it together if you don't want to get stuck permanently walking.

he said he'd consider it if i behaved myself today and tomorrow. then he'll let me off the other days, which is only two days but i'll take it. hopefully next time i get in trouble he'll remember what i said. i'm trying mase i swear i am. this one was an accident, i had to drive up on the grass or i would have hit a dumb freshman that ran in front of me

Be a good boy, Scotty. Be a good boy, and fight back.

how? i need to find that balance and i don't know how

so modest, too. i could give you a run for your money. do you think your jacket would fit me? i think it might be a little snug. why would i miss being ashamed? fucking, scott. i miss the fucking. is it mutual? he’s one of my best friend’s twin, i know him. you sound like you have a crush on him or something. ouch. i thought i was eye candy enough but i guess i'm willing to do whatever to boost the views. i'm even going on brittany's youtube show.

thank you. it would be smug, but i've got an older one which is a little bigger, you can try that. i don't know dude, just didn't know you were being so forward. yeah its been a hot minute right? i guess i miss the fucking too. i don't have a crush on anyone, its messy, but mase is my tutor so we're cool. okay okay, twice the eye candy will boost the views. you are? good luck with that, she always tries to drag me on but i refuse

aww, okay. that's actually kind of sweet. i can support that, actually. especially you getting better grades for yourself and treatin people better. not punching puckerman's the hardest part, huh? well, we might have to keep your hands otherwise busy then. think we could come up with something better for you to do with them? fine, i'll give that much credit, but only that much. not about you being naughty otherwise. more important things, huh? like what? how about tomorrow night? oh i'd love to go for a ride. i haven't been on a motorbike in way too damn long. a tour, huh? i can't say i've been on one, no. you'll have to show me then. still new to these parts and all.

you think? thanks. its a new leaf, kind of... yeah it really is. oh yeah? well i can think of a few things for my hands to keep busy with. your hands, your face, your waist, your thighs, your ass and maybe a couple of other places. sound good? yeah there's lots of important things, studying obviously and spending time with certain people. tomorrow night sounds perfect, i'll pick you up say 7? wear something comfy and warm. well you're in luck, don't mind holding on tight do you? oh i will, i'm looking forward to it!