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if i look back, i am lost

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Show & Tell

roma★
Peter Solarz
trying on a metaphor
Cosmic Funnies
Keni
styofa doing anything
Acquired Stardust
Jules of Nature

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever

shark vs the universe

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“You’re so good with languages”
Thanks, my ancestors were forced out of three countries, then emigrated from a fourth
I’m not sleeping tonight I’m a big girl and I go to bed when I want and my body is telling me to hold out until like 4 AM and then get 2.5 hours of shitty sleep
God there’s really no good Hanukkah music
Except for Hanukkah in Santa Monica by Tom Lehrer
And before you mention Matisyahu
Fucking NO
Machine Love by Kasane Teto (actually JamieP) but it’s The Character as a virtual assistant à la Alexa falling in love with The Other Character who is a human.

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I always want to post Heathers fanfic recs but I know that I’m preaching to the choir
Jason Dean concealed carries a SIG Sauer P320 Carry Model.
He makes Veronica carry a revolver after a dude tries to grab her on the MBTA Orange Line.
When he takes her to the gun shop, he expects her to pick out a little snubnose .22 peashooter, something cute and pink that fits in her purse.
Instead, she picks out a Taurus 608.
(For context, this is an intimidating motherfucker of a revolver, and its chambered in 357 magnum which will fuck someone up.)
how posting on tumblr quite literally feels sometimes:
Guys PLEASE keep making your fanfics funny I LOVE humorous fanfics PLEASE
There are some Heathers fics I revisit often when I need a laugh because the writers in this fandom are just THAT good
I think it’s actually okay to posit (slightly ridiculous) hypotheticals to people who ostensibly have hard, fast, unflagging rules, morals, opinions, or criteria for one thing or another.
If your set of beliefs is 1.) “correct” and 2.) supposedly applicable in all situations, you need to be prepared to apply them to ALL situations.

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apparently the left failed to learn the lesson "don't vote for the guy with the Nazi tattoo because that's antisemitic" so now we just have to pray that they learn the lesson "don't vote for the guy with the Nazi tattoo because he's probably also a misogynist"
And that’s what I’ve been saying!
The Maypole, by Louis Wain, ca 1905
Bear with me through kind of a half formed thought
Two things can absolutely be true at once:
1.) Guns are a bigger source of wanton death and destruction than many diseases, and you’re more likely to shoot yourself or a loved one accidentally than a home intruder
2a.) gun violence can absolutely be combatted by more thorough background checks, a higher firearm tax, and, most importantly, more rigorous gun safety training requirements.
2b.) to that end, we shouldn’t just BAN guns because an armed left wing is so extremely important. I’d like to say that it’s because of some new rise in right wing violence, but right-wingers have been lynching undesirables for centuries.
Been thinking about tempting the wrath of the Whatever from high atop the Thing
I count it among my many blessings that I do not live in the SF Bay Area, especially East Bay

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I’ve heard that names like “Ruth” and “Deborah” are considered ugly names, or names only for old ladies.
But I was raised with an appreciation of them, because they really are beautiful Hebrew names. My future child WILL be named Ruth. Dvorah. Esther. Rivkah. Hadassah. Any of these so-called ugly or old lady-ish names