The Story of a Car

The fuck does that even mean?

It means I know your looking for a fight or something, Bird. You don’t come squawking unless you’re around. 

Well I was here hoping Flash was DTF but the fat shitcock is ignoring me. So yeah, I’m pissed and horny enough for a fight I guess.

I heard the rumor that if you keep fighting, Flash is going to stop repairing you all together. 

The fuck does that even mean?

It means I know your looking for a fight or something, Bird. You don't come squawking unless you're around. 

Why so ashamed of it? 

I’m a good robot who does his job and doesn’t get in trouble.

That sounds terribly boring. 

It isn’t boring!

You keep telling yourself that. But it doesn't make it any less boring. 

Why so ashamed of it? 

I’m a good robot who does his job and doesn’t get in trouble.

That sounds terribly boring. 

You do, don’t deny it. Nothing wrong with it being there, just means you like being alive. 

I don’t have a dangerous streak! I don’t.

Why so ashamed of it? 

Do you? Haha, I do know you like going fast. You looked happier when I went fast. If I didn’t say so, I’d think you got a bit of a dangerous streak. 

I do not! Absolutely not!

You do, don't deny it. Nothing wrong with it being there, just means you like being alive. 

You should live a little, I bet you’d smile so big if you had a little fun. 

I have a lot of fun..! All the time!

Do you? Haha, I do know you like going fast. You looked happier when I went fast. If I didn't say so, I'd think you got a bit of a dangerous streak. 

Maybe a little trouble is exactly what you need? who’s it going to hurt? You know what your doing. 

You should live a little, I bet you'd smile so big if you had a little fun. 

You should try it, the fortress has a teleporter that can set you down pretty much anywhere. 

Well I mean I could never step foot in that kind of place. I’d just be asking for trouble!

Maybe a little trouble is exactly what you need? who’s it going to hurt? You know what your doing. 

You should try it, the fortress has a teleporter that can set you down pretty much anywhere. 

Oh well.

Oh man, a public tongue lashing. This is better then Hells Kitchen season 15. 

Sir Ramsay has far more patience than I have at the moment. Kindly keep your comments to yourself.

Begone with you. I will not say it a third time.

Why? They are talking on a public forum, beardo. I can enjoy the show as much as I want, this isn't a room you can just turn around and leave from. Unless you are going to sick the cyber police on me, did I goof?