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Meow - {meeee-yowwww} noun adverb verb or (as seen tonight on the teen choice awards) an adjective.

Noun form: A feline greeting. Can be used to express ‘throw treats 2 me’, ‘turn on the faucet and let me have a fancy waterfall drink’ ‘Help I’m lost in a house I’ve lived in for my whole fuzzy life’ or ‘IM AWAKE AT 4AM SO YOU HAVE TO BE AWAKE AT 4AM’ ‘I’m judging your outfit and I hate it’ or ‘TONIGHT WE STAMPEDE FOR NO REASON’

For small kitten version of ‘meow’, see ‘mew’

Other common cat sounds include meeps, nyengs, mlems, grrrrs, mows and eeeeeeeps.

Meow as an adjective = basically when something is just catty in nature or aesthetic. ‘Your eye liner is so meow.’ Because it’s cat eye liner. That leather body suit is very meow. Because your friend is dressed as cat woman for Halloween. Meow also doubles for ‘cute’. Cause cats are CUTE. For use in dramatic situations or ‘cat fights’ per say, see ‘hiss’. ‘They really tried to come for me and it was all very hiss.’

Can be used as an adverb when interchanged with the word ‘now’

As in..

There is no secret menu

Don’t change your drink order as we hand it out to you

“Are any of your baristas good at making [insert drink here]?”  Yes.  It’s our job.

No, we don’t serve soda.

What size is your drink??? t e l l  u s

We know Starbucks is ridiculously expensive, and we can’t do anything about it.

Don’t give us a handful of loose change and then walk/drive away ??

There is no secret menu.

Don’t be surprised if you order 5 frappuchinos and it takes forever

You don’t need to shout into the drive thru speaker !!

On the other hand speak clearly and don’t whisper !!

Don’t ! Honk ! In ! The ! Drive ! Thru ! Lane !  Literally there’s no reason ??  And it just destroys our ears ??  please

Have mercy on us, we’re doing our best to get your 12 iced lattes ready, as well as everyone else’s drinks

Literally someone ordered 12 iced lattes the other day I’m not kidding like why

There is no secret menu !

Know what you want when you go through the drive thru, don’t sit there for 500 years and hold up the line

Yes, the egg bites have egg in them holy shit

The cafe music is picked by people in the Seattle headquarters, we can’t change it

literally the only thing keeping me going sometimes is what my ASM told me once–”We’re here because they can’t make it themselves.”

Don’t say “I don’t mean to fuss at you about something you have no control over” and then fuss at us for 3 minutes without even pausing to breath like how ?

THERE IS NO SECRET MENU

every single time I get told how to make a “Medicine Ball” by someone, it’s a different recipe ok there is no fucking secret menu

if you say “surprise me,” I’m just going to give you whatever’s easiest to make

Don’t insult/be rude to the person making what you are going to consume ??  literally the first law of survival like wtf

I can’t change the price of your drink

please don’t as us to use tip money to pay for the part of the drink you don’t want to pay for. that’s literally asking the cashier to take money out of their paycheck to pay for your overpriced coffee that you wanted

basically just be nice to us please we’re doing our best