If you see this, please, PLEASE, give me your dorkiest Corbeau headcanon!!

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If you see this, please, PLEASE, give me your dorkiest Corbeau headcanon!!

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When I was playing ZA there was one scene with Corbeau that I love, aside from the fight against Mega Gallade and Mega Gardevior. You have to love that parallel. Itās the one where the grunts make the ladder to get up the building and Corbeau is at the top.
Now what it as a thank you the player gives him a little kiss on the cheek before he dramatically falls back.
The grunts think heās still angry but Phillipe somehow knows.
Ough, I absolutely LOVED that scene! And donāt even get me started on deliberately falling off to get a reaction out of Corbeau!
If I may add onto your scenario, anon, what if you deliver the kiss after riling him up? Just think about it: youāre smirking at the head of the Rust Syndicate, who looks like heās about to burst a blood vessel as he clings for dear life to the balconyās edge.
You fell a total of three timesāTHREEāand each time, the Rust Syndicate had to rebuild the human ladder.
Needless to say, Corbeauās patience is wearing thin, and his back is practically giving out. Chest heaving sporadically and pupils the size of pinpoints, he hisses through clenched teeth that you had better not fall again, or your ass is hisāassuming Lumiose even survives this, that is.
Of course, his threat goes in one ear and out the other, as you approach him with a smug grin, bending down so that your eyes can meet. Before you speak, you take a second to soak in Corbeau's wrecked appearance: his glasses are smudged and crooked, strands of hair fall in front of his face, and his usually immaculate suit is wrinkled and covered in grime. You laugh, assuring Corbeau that you won't purposefully fall off, but will instead do something much worse.
Corbeau's eyebrow shoots up.
Worse? What could possibly be worse than exercising his patience and laughing at his expense?
And then, you kiss him...
And instead of falling gracefully, Corbeau, leader of the Rust Syndicate, loses his grip and falls backward, red-faced and sputtering.
Kind of a silly thought, but how would Corbeau react to encountering a trainer who looks younger than him only to find out theyāre older than they look (Iām 31 but five feet tall with a baby face)?
Safe to say that heāll be a tad bit embarrassed!
However, before an apology can ever leave his lips, youāll have to endure Corbeau calling you 'kid' numerous times.
For some odd reason, you always get interrupted trying to correct himā¦
Think Corbeau would become the head of the Rust syndicate if his mother was still alive?
Oh, how I love me some good ol' hypotheticals!!
Personally, I would say no, as the sole reason why they traveled to Lumiose was to receive treatment. So, as soon as they were cleared, they would've booked it right back to Johto.
Now, Corbeau's mom wouldn't have objected to living in Kalos, but Corbeau was one stubborn, homesick kid. So, there's no way she would've won that fight.
All in all, somewhere in an alternate universe, there's a Corbeau who grew up in Johto his entire life without ever setting foot in Lumiose City. He never met Venipede, never met Philippe, and never became the head of the Rust Syndicate. Hell, maybe he even grew up to be a completely different person.
You can always tell when Corbeauās stressed, tired, or frustrated by whether his nose is scrunched up or not.

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What if I come in blazing into the rust syndicate hq with an embarrassing picture of baby beau. What is corbeau going to do about that huh?! >:3
Corbeau would shut everything down REAL QUICK.
He wasn't even halfway across the Syndicate's lobby when he knew something was wrong, as every single grunt within a meter was trying to avoid eye contact while blushing profusely. And of course, there was a clueless grunt who just had to open their big ol' mouth and ruin it for everybody...
It's safe to say that after deleting everyone's evidence on their Rotom Phonesāincluding yours and Philippe'sāhe assigned EVERYBODY to clean and pick up litter all over Lumiose until it was spotless.
Really in love with the idea that, in dire times when Corbeau doesn't have the strength to Mega Evolve his Scolipede, you can do it for him.
How many shins do we think Corbeau demolished in his childhood?
following that anon, someone on youtube theorised that he's THEIR FATHER and i'm like "how old you think he is??"
My EXACT reaction!!
While, I like the idea that Corbeauās related to the Kitakami Siblings, I couldnāt get behind the idea of him being their father! (I headcanon Corbeau to be 28ā32 at the oldest.)
Although, I CAN see Corbeau being their cousin! Of course, neither of them knows theyāre related..
Oh Dorkbeau, my beloved

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Imagine if Corbeau was Carmine and Keiran's half-brother or something like that.
I can already imagine the looks on Carmine and Keiranās faces when they realize theyāre related to Lumioseās one and only Corbeau, along with all the bragging rights that come with it.
I also think itād be hilarious if, when they first meet, Corbeau immediately calls bullshit and insists they are absolutely NOT related in any way. Meanwhile, anyone in the Rust Syndicate could tell you otherwise within mere seconds; between Corbeau mirroring Carmineās temper and Keiranās impatient foot tapping.
Why would Corbeau be afraid of losing his ability to speak Johtonian?
Because, as a child, it felt like his last remaining connection to home.
He had to leave the Johto region to receive medical treatment in Kalos, and he absolutely HATED it. For months, he was homesick, counting down the days until he could go home. Still, he had his mother, his little piece of home.
Sadly, after her passing, that piece was ripped away from him tooā¦
The only thing still tying him to Johto was the language he spoke, though even that began to slip from his grasp as he gradually picked up Kalosian. Everyone around him spoke it, and hardly anyone spoke Johtonian. And the one person who did, the person who taught him in the first place, was gone.
The possibility that as a kid, Corbeau could have forgotten how to speak Johtonian after moving to the Kalos region.
Corbeau's Scolipede headcanonss?
- Just like Philippe's Skarmory, Corbeau's Scolipede is a girlāa very beloved, spoiled-rotten girl.
- As a Venipede, she was exiled from her swarm due to her being the runt of the pack, thus causing her to wander into Lumiose City completely by accident.
- Her first encounter with Corbeau was when he was 13, as she tried to scuttle off with his pain au chocolat. (Unfortunately, she didn't get that far and Corbeau had to save her from a flock of Pidgeys.)
- Corbeau tried to reunite Venipede with her swarm. However, after watching them reject her, he decided who needed them anyway? HE would be part of her swarm.
- One of the very first things Corbeau bought with his newly earned money, was a Dusk Ball for her.
- Venipede first evolved into Whirlipede to help Corbeau escape from Philippe and his goons. She later evolved into Scolipede as Corbeau became the head of the Rust Syndicate.
- Scolipede and Skarmory's relationship drastically changed over the years; from being at each other's necks, to being downright inseparable.
- Despite Corbeau buying Scolipede an expensive, custom-made PokĆ© Bed, she always preferred sleeping in Corbeauās bed and taking up more than half of it.
- Scolipede prefers being out of her PokƩ Ball while in the office. Usually, you'll find her curled up beside Corbeau's desk.
- Scolipede takes after her trainer, as while she looks menacing, once she warms up to you, she is a huge dork who whines for treats, demands belly rubs, and enjoys deep carapace scratches.
- Whenever Scolipede thinks Corbeau has been pushing himself too hard, she steals his glasses and races around the office with them, forcing him to chase after her in hopes of seeing that mischievous spark return to his eyes.
Thinking about how Corbeau is a massive cuddlebug in bed, and would go out of his way to cling onto you like a stubborn Binacle.Ā
This stems from his past, as growing up, Corbeau always had someone to cling to while drifting off to sleep, whether it was his mother beneath a mountain of duvet covers, his Venipede on the cold streets of Lumiose, and, eventually, you.Ā

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Sometimes, late at night, when you couldn't sleep and knew Corbeau was working late on documents, youād hop on a video call with him and use him as background noise.
The sounds of Corbeau scribbling, typing, shuffling papersāand yes, cursing under his breathālull you to sleep faster than you can count Mareep.
What about Corbeau's dad? :0
Iām still trying to figure him out lol! But here are the current thoughts and headcanon that I have for him:
- Born and raised in Johto.
- Since Corbeauās mother, Fujiko, is associated with poison motifs, I wanted his father to have an avian motifāspecifically one related to birds in the Corvidae family. (Which includes crows and ravens!)
- Keeping up with the Corvidae motifs, personality-wise, I want to believe that while Corbeauās father is highly intelligent, heās also very mischievous and a bit of a prankster. A trait he DEFINITELY passed down to Corbeau.
- For his team, his ace is a Honchkrow, and I can see him specializing in either Flying or Dark types, maybe both!
- Family-wise, he comes from a big, BIG family. Still, I havenāt decided whether to make them all part of the Corvidae family or name each member after a different kind of bird.
- Despite loving and caring for his family, Corbeauās father left shortly after his birth. Before disappearing, he left Fujiko a hefty sum of money and continued sending letters for years until they abruptly stopped. Though still alive, nobody knows where he is now, and he remains completely unaware of his wifeās tragic passing and the fact that his son now leads a Syndicate in Lumiose.