( day is gonna come. )

“I could be a much better distraction at home and we both know that.” Asher responds, hand rubbing her side and then to the small of her back. As he watched her grab things, he couldn’t help but to slip away and get one of the funfetti boxes. “We should at least invest in something I really like.” He held it up, if only to get her approval to be nice.

“Oh don’t worry, I’m not denying that, but I need a distraction at the store right now --- you can distract me at home later.” It’s a silly promise, and it brings a playful smile to her face as she watches him bring back a box of funfetti mix. “Fine, I guess we can get that. But that’s it for baking stuff, okay? No more temptations!:

CADE: i physically could not disapprove enough without this filter CADE: that guy WANTS you to steal this dog wth is this CADE: yeah well I DON’T WANT TO BE LARRY, HARPER CADE: but if you go to prison i’ll have full custody CADE: you’ll have a thriving panty business CADE: but no puppy CADE: and when murphy hits puberty and gets his nipples pierced CADE: it’ll be YOUR fault CADE: …do you think murphy is more of a blue or red collar man CADE: asking for a friend

HARPER: you rock the disappointed look well, though HARPER: update: he has returned and taken murphy back HARPER: i’m side-eyeing him now HARPER: he knows i’d be a great parent for murphy, probably HARPER: ....yeah please don’t become larry HARPER: you’re just being dramatic now HARPER: no dog-son of mine will have pierced nipples HARPER: anyways, you’re underestimating yourself...you would make a great dog parent! HARPER: STOP ARE YOU GETTING DOG COLLARS?! HARPER: DONT MESS WITH ME, CADE HARPER: IS THIS YOU AGREEING TO US GETTING A DOG

he furrows his brows at the thief, trying to think of HOW he could get out of the robbery. “if you could put the knife down…”

“---then what? we part ways as unlikely friends and you don’t go immediately to the cops, which you already seem so GUNG-HO to do?”

this is a message to all of my mutuals,  especially the ones that i have not yet interacted with  !!  we should  get  together  and  do  a  thing. i can look through your wishlist, or you can look at mine. or  we  can  pants  it.  even  just a small thing. or even  a  verse.  i  am  open  to  many things.  but really,  let’s  just  do a thing.  okay ?  like this, or message me, or IM me– i like the IM thingy. c:

“oh, great, thanks for the clarification. i’ll make sure to tell the police the knife was for a dramatic effect.”

he frowns --- sarcastic retorts at inappropriate times are kinda HIS thing. “you know, maybe you shouldn’t discuss the cops when i still have a knife to you.”

*coughs up blood* i mean im pretty chill you know nothing really gets to me and