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Sometimes once in a blue moon if I’m pissed off at it enough I will bite a hangnail and during these instances I feel naturally aligned with the image of a rodent that gnaws off its own leg

Culturally appropriating the irish goodbye

Jack of all trades master of none… just call me the jackmaster……

Eternally grateful to be given the privilege to pursue art in this economy

As a child I understood cars to be machines that force my hand to give up all control over survival and this might be why I seem sedated all the time

Gave another stranger online my location let’s fucking gooo

I might be a bad person actually but also like all you are too so what’s up

If you’ve seen that video of the restaurant scraping tuna into unappealing piles in oil to serve I need you to do that to my brain and then maybe I can make unexpected things happen

You can just write words and no one stops you man this shits crazy

Day 1 of purposely thinning my enamel in hopes of aquiring ghost teeth

Somewhere in this world theres a video of nine year old me rapping putbull at my summer camp performance and I really want that video

Mast cells more like ass cells. Guess i’m sweet like honey with all these hives i fuckjng get

Replacing all the sugar in my own house with salt for my own gluttonous desires

I get dopamine boosts from the archive button on Microsoft outlook so now when I’m sad sometimes I archive spam mail