i didn't say it back/you dont have to

You gotta walk in rooms like God sent you

as a punishment.

to the people already there

stating to think there’s an inverse correlation between how good media is and how easily fandomizable it is 😁

good media should make you stare at wall for 2 hours instead of immediately starting shippings wars and coffeeshop au and slowburn fics

something truly horrific about clicking an article about a national or global tragedy only for a pop up to say you only have 3 more free articles this month and then each paragraph of the piece is divided by picture ads for skin creams while a video of a car commercial plays automatically in the corner no matter how far you scroll

“I could fix him”; “I could make him worse!” Why??????? Why all this DIY???? I just wanna stand over his shoulder and see what he can possibly fuck up next

i support bi rights. but more relevantly i support bi wrongs

You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

no ad is as powerful as a tumblr mutual who has a new hyperfixation 

I’m in this photo and I’m trying to make everyone else like it.

the absolute mindfuck of learning that when americans said “pumpkin spice” they were talking about like. nutmeg and cinnamon. and not adding pumpkin flavouring to stuff

The drama of Ea-Nasir is more compelling than pretty much all of the MCU

Mesopotamian Copper Universe

Everytime someone said "you're fired" to him, he fired up their complaint letter

I was trying to explain tumblr to someone who had never used it before and she said “So what do people post there? Videos, like on tiktok?” and it took all my self control not to say “Mostly we just post bullshit.”

Wild, I too explained tumblr to someone today, and I did not refrain from saying we posted and reblogged fandom bullshit 🤣

She literally had NO frame of reference for ANY of it and I was just like “how do I even describe this site”

This reads like a welcome to nightvale traffic report

this is the highest honor you could give. thank you

on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help  feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time

Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.

Meanwhile, Alex has run off with Wednesday and Pugsley and the Addams children are teaching him the finer points of dynamite usage, and he translates the inscription on the mummy sarcophagus in their playroom (and inadvertently wakes up the mummy inside, but they all have fun dealing with it) and no one bats an eye at the explosions coming from upstairs.

@deadcatwithaflamethrower I’m pretty sure you’ve seen this already, but on the offchance you haven’t….

I’ve seen it but I still need it every time I see it.

This was mind-blowing and i would LOVE to see more examples 

yes i am smart. yes i am stupid. it’s called being flexible.

Tumblr is not a social media site, it is a mid-20s crisis center at this point

The opposite of a mansion murder mystery where everyone present is a bounty hunter who really wants to take credit for the murder and the detective has to find out who really did it

In the end it’s revealed that the “victim” died of natural causes