Fiancé: look, I KNOW we said we should eat out less, BUT [local pizza place] is giving 50% of their proceeds to the women's shelter today, sooooooo
Fiancé, driving to the pizza place: this pizza is for a good cause! This is noble pizza!
Fiancé, carrying the pizza into the house and very seriously setting it on the counter: this is respecting women pizza
Marry them twice





































