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oozey mess
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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YOU ARE THE REASON
titsay
d e v o n
Andulka
will byers stan first human second
cherry valley forever
KIROKAZE
Mike Driver
trying on a metaphor
Kaledo Art
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Game of Thrones Daily
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@scienceoffunction
Fiancé: look, I KNOW we said we should eat out less, BUT [local pizza place] is giving 50% of their proceeds to the women's shelter today, sooooooo
Fiancé, driving to the pizza place: this pizza is for a good cause! This is noble pizza!
Fiancé, carrying the pizza into the house and very seriously setting it on the counter: this is respecting women pizza
Marry them twice
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The Ruiner
My eyes clouded with tears
I couldn’t help but wonder
If this was the day I lose you
I can’t take more of this heartbreak
You call me a liar when I spill full truths
You say you don’t believe me when I say things I mean
You say “fuck you” in place of “I love you”
You say “go fuck yourself” instead of “goodnight”
You call me “cunt” instead of “baby”
And I can’t help but to wonder
Where did I go wrong?
How did I ruin this?
How did I ruin this?
@wooflesthatwoof
yeah but also you so jot that down
@fivesecondscookies
right back at ya @slantednotstraight
@hyruleknight271
👀 sure, but aw
@the-ginger-muggle
Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
Nothing happened.
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.
aight
OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
DO IT
WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT
Okay, if this is a rickroll I swear to…
1) It was not a rickroll
2) It was super awesome!
3) No jumpscare or anything designed to freak you out, so doesn’t need an unreality warning (YMMV, of course).
Suspicious but curious. Curiosity wins!
attention all writers following me- try this or you will lament.
EVERYONE TRY THIS (you gotta go to your on blog to click on it!)
OK THIS IS THE COOLEST
I’m reblogging this to save it because it is actually really fun!
Hello reblogging this to save it because it is actually really fun, I’m Dad!
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I’m too curious for my own good.
Im really curious
I did something like this before with an egg and nothing happened……
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We forgot about it
Avengers: Endgame alternate ending where Thor gets hold of the gauntlet in the final fight to snap instead of Tony, and when he snaps, he doesn’t just wipe out Thanos’ army. With that agonizing flick of his fingers, he brings back all of Asgard and the dead Asgardians as well – both those killed by Thanos and by Hela. The gauntlet burns and shrivels his arm in the process, and while he survives, he ends up losing the arm (leaving him looking like comics!Thor–)
(Also he doesn’t dust Thanos but leaves him for Nebula and Gamora to finish off. He’s had his turn before, it’s time they get theirs. And as he staggers back to his feet, Bucky immediately points out that if he’s in the market for an arm, he knows a gal.)
The effect of Thanos’ forces turning to ash is easy enough to observer, but Thor doesn’t know if his snap worked to bring Asgard back as well until he looks up and, warily, calls out Heimdall’s name…
…And the bifrost opens.
He smiles to his friends, then takes the bridge back to the newly restored realm eternal. His friends are all there on the bridge waiting for him, and through the crowd, a familiar lean figure steps forward, smirking.
“I told you the sun would shine on us again,” Loki remarks, before Thor crushes the breath out of him in an embrace.
The king is returned. And the sun shines on Asgard in the dawn of a new age.
Hi, do you mind me asking from an earlier question list you reblogged? If not: 25. Describe your nipples in too much detail. Thank you!
Yeah no thanks. Ask anything that isn’t nasty.. but definitely not that..
I’m so hungry and there’s a stupid ass story behind why.
So. My mother cooked dinner, yeah? Made cheeseburgers from the grocery store. Like meat section, not frozen. She got a jalapeño one for herself and bacon ones for me and my dad, then plain for my brother. She cooks them, she’s been drinking a bit all day. She accidentally grabs one of the bacon burgers instead of her jalapeño one. I don’t like jalapeño. I’m next to get my burger, I grab the jalapeño (there’s two left). My mom had finished my burger already, so my dad let me have his. I took it, put it in the microwave because I had to use the bathroom. I come back, mom had put tomatoes and mayo on it, and started eating it. So all that’s left is the jalapeño. My dad eats that, I have no dinner.
Long story short, I hate my mom’s alcoholic ass self. That bitch.
Sad boi hours™️
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which pokemon is the most baby?
very viable options so far
BOTH BABY!
ALL BABIES! ALL OF THEM!
babey unlimited
dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT
If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me
I’m gonna reblog for y’all but also for me bc I’m a writer man I need this random info
I love you guys and I wanna make sure you know what to do in any situation ever, no matter how odd.
Reblog this if you would be ok with it if your best friend came out as nonbinary
If you can’t reblog this plz never talk to me
This is great, since two of my best friends are non-binary already ^_^
ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
Everything You Want - Vertical Horizon
@prolonginglifeanddeath you know what it is and you’re the reason
Me in my seat everytime Godzilla charged up
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Some Pride Parfaits for the beginning of Pride Month and Summer! Use them as you wish
if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here
this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design
guy fieri couture
I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it
I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck
I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.
That’s Jafar’s staff.
HIS WHAT ???
This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it
I sincerely hate this with every fiber of my being
What fucking universe is this????
