I Don’t Feel So Good

this tumblr mass deletion thing is like the avengers infinity war of the internet

the snappening

i always ask my dad to send me pics of my babiest brother because that kid will literally drop EVERYTHING he’s doing to pose for a camera. 

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

imagine the drama if characters from classical literature engaged in tumblr antics

EDIT: I HAVE RESCINDED ALL CALLOUTS OF MR. DARCY He is now my husband (long story)

I love these…..

Chaotic Good

My favorite part is that these are going to be someone’s neighborhood landmarks. “Turn left at the saxaphone player,” “yeah I work in the shop right next to the Princess Leia fire hydrant,” “if you pass the shady guy selling watches, you’ve gone too far.” The urban and suburban worlds are so funny of random infrastructure points that you’re just supposed to ignore, like those big metal wiring cabinets on the side of the road and all those backflow preventers all over the place. With just a little paint, now they have friendly, comprehensible meaning.

What the shit rabies isn’t a joke. This rabiesphobic attitude on Tumblr is getting worse.

My room mate found this 9-1-1 Emergency Education VHS and we watched it together. We seem to have the only record of its existence. And here’s a taste.

I AM SCREAMING OMG

I’m the phone