School Psychin'

When planned ignoring is ineffective and the behavior intensifies

When I ask a teacher to subtly point out the kid I’m there to observe

When a teacher tries to get me to add a kid to group and I tell them I need data first

When I don’t have time to stop for coffee before work

When you realize there’s a difference between what people do and who they are

Trying not to laugh at a kid’s behavior when their teacher is like:

When you realize you can type “average” with just your left hand

When someone asks me what I’m doing back at school a week early

Elementary school psychs be like

When a kid refuses to move

When I’m asked to present a staff training

Hey, hey you school psychologists and teachers and other educators, hey

ASSESSMENT TIME: Realistic or unrealistic goal setting?

Ignoring the reminder on my calendar that the educator evaluation is due in 3 weeks

When two kids who have hated each other for years suddenly say they’re friends

Triggers that students can identify but can’t avoid