so i wrote out the lyrics to don't threaten me with a good time
uzumagay submitted: i’m sorry if it’s bad i tried to listen as carefully as i could lmao
alright alright it’s a hell of a feeling though (it’s a hell of a feeling though) x2
i just woke up in my underwear
no liquor left on the shelf
i should probably introduce myself
you should have seen what i wore
i had a cane and a party hat
i was the king of this hologram where there’s no such thing as getting out of hand
memories tend to just pop up
drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves
five thousand people with designer drugs
don’t think i’ll ever get enough (don’t think i’ll ever get enough)
champagne, cocaine, gasoline
and most things in between
i road the city in a shopping cart
i’m packing camels in the smoke alarm
say, if you go on you might pass out in a trip high
oh yeah, don’t threaten me with a good time
it’s a hell of a feeling though
it’s a hell of a feeling though
alright alright it’s a hell of a feeling though (it’s a hell of a feeling though)
what are these footprints?
they don’t look very human-like
now i wish that i could find my clothes
bedsheets and a morning robe
can’t even tell if this is a dream
how did we end up in my neighbor’s pool
upside down with a perfect view?
bought a bar at the speed of sound
fancy feet dancing through this town
lost my mind in a wedding gown
don’t think i’ll ever get it now (don’t think i’ll ever get it now)
champagne, cocaine, gasoline
and most things in between
i road the city in a shopping cart
i’m packing camels in the smoke alarm
say, if you go on you might pass out in a trip high
oh yeah, don’t threaten me with a good time
i’m a scholar and a gentleman
and i usually don’t fall when i try to stand
i lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt
but i make these high heels work
i told you time and time again
i’m not as think as you drunk i am
and we all fell down when the sun came up
alright alright it’s a hell of a feeling though (it’s a hell of a feeling though) x2
champagne, cocaine, gasoline
and most things in between
i road the city in a shopping cart
im packing camels in the smoke alarm
say, if you go on you might pass out in a trip high
oh yeah, don’t threaten me with a good time
oH THANk u SO MUCH!! omg!!