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@schlomo

You know, it's like that rack you have in the bathroom filled with magazines of all sorts. Or the stack on the back of the toilet. This is a typical tumblr, which means its a mix between personal thoughts and uncredited stuff that usually falls in the "meta" category. I used to be the I'm Feeling Lucky button for Schlomo because I used to make videos before YouTube. That wonderful time to be on the Internet is documented here. I twitter here. And I have an About page that shows my disemtumblrated self. It also has me in a seersucker suit to show my professionalism. All business on all sides, not just in the back. You can find that here.

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WE AIN’T DONE YET. Get your own hat and donate to the cause at NYCs finest @milfdad_official https://www.instagram.com/p/CB4KANDp2Hn/?igshid=jgpsgnw026y1

I’ve turned into the endings of two Tom Hanks movies during Sit In Place 2020: Castaway and Shawshank Redemption https://www.instagram.com/p/B_Lbf90p3j3/?igshid=1595vevrycvar

Much love to you from 6ft away. We are blessed every day https://www.instagram.com/p/B-Iu_XfpVbu/?igshid=covpfyyaz9x9

Social Distancing Fashion Whore. Send me your #CovidStyle You are loved and you are not alone! From 6ft away, I salute you for still wanting to be in the world. . . . #humansofportland #covidstyle #schlomo #porchland https://www.instagram.com/p/B95XlQvJCKG/?igshid=udee98bpnmra

#covidstyle #humansofportland #schlomo #porchland

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Some things sound so fantastical that they just have to be true. Soon on iTunes once it winds through their system. Made with Professor @mari.j.preston, who is actually a professor. And also me, who is definitely not https://www.instagram.com/p/BtMoNSMHDrf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1uejaczt01en3

My friend from Vegas makes Vegas type pics when he visits Porchland (at Portland City Grill) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp8Ymesg3vb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zt71m1h7fy03

Looking sexy af and a total douchebag at the same time is peak fashion sense and you know it. . . . . #adidas #pdxstyle #athlesiure #athleisure #schlomo #shutupschlomo

#athleisure #schlomo #pdxstyle #athlesiure #adidas #shutupschlomo

”Live Mas” sometimes means seeing The Offspring and Pennywise at the horse track. . . . . #livemas #adidas #sabroso #sabrosotacofest #horsetrack #armoryshow #schlomo (at Portland Meadows)

#sabrosotacofest #armoryshow #sabroso #schlomo #horsetrack #livemas #adidas

This a painting on a plate of my Mother at her Nursing School graduation. It was painted by my Grandfather. Both have moved on to that lox plate with onion bagel in the sky. Happy Mother’s Day! If you come over, please don’t ask to eat off this plate. Especially since I have it hanging on the wall

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High fashion at the lunch for @PDXstartupweek

For all your adult coloring book needs! . . . . . #coloring #coloringbook #coloringbookforadults #regression #blackandwhite #spiritanimal #schlomo #dreamitbeit #armoryshow

#coloringbookforadults #schlomo #spiritanimal #armoryshow #coloring #dreamitbeit #regression #blackandwhite #coloringbook

There is something special these days about the the thought of thousands of people reading the SAME BOOK AT THE SAME TIME! I love that much more than listening to you talk about GoT on Monday morning

I’m pretty high rn . . . . . #cloudporn #airplane #momentofzen #family #delta

#family #momentofzen #delta #cloudporn #airplane

Five seconds of perfection from NYE in a super snowy Fruitport, Michigan with the family and lots of things with sugar or whiskey (at Fruitport, Michigan)

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We threw a big wherehouse party in 2002 called CultLounge and we had this pic of this one guy asleep in one of our portapotties that we all used to pass around to each other and someone found the pic and here it is! Posting it here so I can find it again HAPOY NEW YEAR, FAM! BE SAFE! IM HIDING ON A FARM IN MICHIGAN SEND JAMESONS KTHXBAI

My yellow snow is the new where’s waldo. I am an ecological disaster in the tundra. Spot the spill for a prize (at Fruitport, Michigan)

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