* DANGER.

I   THREW   AWAY   MY   PRIDE        and   like   a   crazy   person   ,   i   followed   you   but   my   heart   urged   me   on   and   told   me   not   to   lose   you   ,   who   is   the   only   one   in   the   world   i   pretended   to   smile   ,   pretended   to   be   fine  .   this   is   the   last   song   i   am   singing   to   you  .

IF   I   WERE   TO   CHOSE   BETWEEN   YOU   AND   THE   WORLD   ,         even   if     everything   is   taken   away   from   me   ,   if   it’s   you   ,   I’M   OKAY  -—-

feel free to change pronouns as necessary.

❝ how touching. i’m gonna go home and throw up. ❞

❝ no, please! i have three kids! ❞

❝ he poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses! ❞

❝ too bad that didn’t kill me. ❞

❝ shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player. ❞

❝ it feels like somebody… wants to sell me something! ❞

❝ you took my only food! now i’m gonna starve! ❞

❝ oh, so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime. ❞

❝ excuse me, sir. i hope my horrible ugliness won’t be a distraction to you. ❞

❝ if i was a mom, this would be kinda shocking. ❞

❝ how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?! ❞

❝ don’t worry, pops, we’re almost across the street. ❞

❝ what?! you think i’m a robot?! ❞

❝ i can’t see my forehead. what’s your problem? ❞

❝ i tattled on him, and now he wants to strangle me with his diabolical hands! i hope they’re not dirty… ❞

❝ it’s not just a boulder! it’s a rock! it’s a big, beautiful, old rock! ❞

❝ i thought what we had was special! ❞

❝ well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets… secretly. ❞

❝ a poem, by ___. roses are blue, violets are red, i have to go to the bathroom. ❞

❝ you used me… for land development! ❞

❝ you may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can’t fool me! i listen to public radio! ❞

❝ by the powers of naughtiness, i command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, really hot! ❞

❝ way to go, buddy. it took us three days to make that potato salad. ❞

AHHEEE! BOY, SHE’S SO CUTE!it would be a sin to touch up her cute face, she absolutely didn’t need it. 

“You took five steps and need to sit down again?”

“I’m absolutely fine, I just need to sit down.”

“I just need to sit-what do you mean I’m already laying down?”

“Your eyes aren’t focusing. Just close them for ten minutes.”

“Write one sentence on this piece of paper, and then I’ll let you up.”

“I just need a breather, that’s all. Maybe ten. No fifteen.”

“We’re both so exhausted we can’t even argue about not being exhausted.”

“When I said I needed five more minutes I meant it more like hours.”

“… no… I’m tired… let me sleep… I don’t want to get up.”

“We need to get out of the heat, you’re starting to look sick.”

“You can’t hide those shaking hands from me. You need to stop.”

“I’m just a little cold, I’m okay, really. Let me sit with a blanket or something.”

“Moving…? No I’m good thanks.”

“Gravity has a hold on me of which I have not the strength to break.”

“Was… was that actually there? That wasn’t there was it?”

“I’ve had no energy for three days.”

“You worked yourself so hard that you’ve been sentenced to three days of bed rest.”

“Listen I can… I can get up. It’s fine.”

“If we’re both in this state, we both really screwed up somewhere huh?”

“I have energy for exactly one more person of favourable standing, and going the hell to bed. With or without that person, bed is happening.”

“You’ve struggled to move anything for the last hour.”

“This is what happens when you over exert yourself.”

“You were almost dead from pushing it too far!”