(And there he goes, hopping back into his son’s room before attempting to surprise him with a headbutt.)

It’s true! 

I’m sure you could handle yourself.

MY DAUGHTER... HATES ME?

these bones may be old ichigo but your pop-pop packs a mean headlock...

-- Your mother wouldn’t cry about that! She’s the one who coordinated our Halloween costumes to be Salt and Pepper on our second Halloween together after all! A woman who dedicates herself to something like that could never cry about my manly behavior!

you know if you keep being sassy i’m going to put a beetle in your pants

if you wanted to join you could’ve just said it

I would’ve guessed you would’ve matured if I ever saw you again but it looks to me that my nephew’s just a bigger, sassier kid than he ever was!

You’re going to make your mother cry!

How about how you’re talking to me? I’m pretty sure you weren’t raised to be so disrespectful to your elders!-- You know old people are very sensitive to that kind of stuff!

Why would you leave the home you grew up in! Am I suffocating you with my love? 

Is that my punk nephew or am I just seeing things?

I’m going to tell her you broke her favorite alcohol and then you’ll be scared too.